grabbed a spatula and commenced scraping Angus off of the grill so he could be replaced by a different Angus. However.....
"Once upon a Train"
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Val and the rest finally gave up in disgust and headed for the nearest Denney's. This really got Pau's juices flowing since he loves Denney's pancakes. The manager of the restaurant saw this horde of troops heading his way and promptly...
...ran back into the kitchen to tell everyone to look outside & see what was a comin' it was a 200 ft tall Paul bunyonseed followed by a group rivaling The Mormon Tabernacle Choir. It was huge there were at least.....
A 100 hungry people heading for Denneys and closing fast, the manager yell head for the hills, here comes that bottomless pitt paul bunyanseed. If you want to be here till christmas 3000 cooking pancakes by the ton, then stick around.
meanwhile, at the next station a man sat on the station bench getting wilder and wilder by the day as he waited for this long over due train, when an anoucment came over the public address system ( a boy dressed like a 17th centry towncryer)yelled "THE CASEY SPECIAL IS JUST DOWN THE TRACK AND HE IS TRYING TO GET SOME PANCAKES"
this was to much for the man sitting on the bench, he got up and took hold of the boy and asked, where is the train now?. the boy answerd, just five minutes down the track MR. EZY DAYS. with that he let the boy go and started to.......
meanwhile, at the next station a man sat on the station bench getting wilder and wilder by the day as he waited for this long over due train, when an anoucment came over the public address system ( a boy dressed like a 17th centry towncryer)yelled "THE CASEY SPECIAL IS JUST DOWN THE TRACK AND HE IS TRYING TO GET SOME PANCAKES"
this was to much for the man sitting on the bench, he got up and took hold of the boy and asked, where is the train now?. the boy answerd, just five minutes down the track MR. EZY DAYS. with that he let the boy go and started to.......
...Grab his suitcase, since EZ know that it was full of fresh hotcakes from the new kid on the block, IHOP. and he surely wanted to stay downwind, knowing Paul's love of these round delights. Ol' EZ didn't just fall off a boxcar full of turnups ya know, so he ambled over to the station master and...
Wats the best way out of town bub, with this ear suitcase full of ihop`s pancakes, and with the spitfire, not to mention big paul bunyonseed, headed this way my pancakes wouldnot last 5 seconds, I`m ........
..plum tuckered out, being EZ ain't EZ ya know, besides the pancake syrup is running out the suitcase and all over my new boots", says he. The staionmaster then said, "how come you talk so funny, if I didn't know better I'd think you were from...
..jis lik da rest of us, maybe if ya swalleed sum of dos pancakes yous cheewin on, ye'd done doo bedder, jis lik ussens." At that point EZ got upset (it was EZ to upset EZ), so he...
... backwards. About five miles up the track he realized he wasn't in an open passenger car facing the back. He looked backwards, which was really forwards, and noticed there wasn't even an engine up there. He thought, how stupid can that be, so he...
he went to the railyards, that was just off to the right, and decided to borrow an engine just for himself. he found a very nice shay all fired up and waiting for an engineer, so EZ climed aboard and was looking around when micky the N gauger con troler steped aboard from the otrher side and said...
.."hey, you can't take this here train."
EZ responded, "why not?"
Mikey sez, "'cause there's this big blue ox sittin' on the tracks ahead, that's why not!!"
"Heck, is that all", sez EZ, "I've got a suitcase plum full o' apple pancakes, and all we need to do is...
EZ responded, "why not?"
Mikey sez, "'cause there's this big blue ox sittin' on the tracks ahead, that's why not!!"
"Heck, is that all", sez EZ, "I've got a suitcase plum full o' apple pancakes, and all we need to do is...
.. show that ol' big oxen, these here flapjacks and I'm sure he'll move. The Two men got off the Shay, and started walkin....
babe, the big blue ox raised her big blue and smelled the air, she coult the smell of the pancakes and the syrup, and let out the loudest bellow you ever heard,and liched her lips with her enourmouse red tounge. But she never moved an inch, the two men aproched babe as EZ opened the case and micky took oput a handful and gave a piece to babe, he slowly moved away and droped another pancake and so on babe followed the pancake trail and the two train lovers ran back to the shay and jumped aboard.
micky shoveled the coal into the firebox while EZ pushed the throttle, the engine puffed its self into life and moved on up the tracks towards........
micky shoveled the coal into the firebox while EZ pushed the throttle, the engine puffed its self into life and moved on up the tracks towards........
... The DeLeorean that was waiting, for a helpful push.. All that had to happen now, was a way to get a Shay to go 88 miles an Hour!!!! Which we all know could only happen if.......
..they could uncouple that cattle car with Babe sitting on it (babe couldn't possibly fit in it now), and Mikey would stay awake long enought to...
Pay attention... But we all knew mikey is too poor to even "pay attention" so we soon found......
..us puttering along at 87 miles an hour, when the DeLorean sped by us and disappeared in a streak of fire. Wow, what a sight, we gotta tell somebody, but just then we reach a fork in the road, uh, err, a switch in the track, do we take the left branch and head back to Val's BBQ, or the right branch and on to...
all of a sudden the disision was not there`s to make for there at the switch handle was val, spiting fire as she through the switch to send the shay to the left, as the shay passed val lept aboard and said...