"Once upon a Train"

Discussion in 'The Caboose' started by Virginian, Apr 28, 2001.

  1. ausien

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    his prized blue ox was the star atraction, at this inpromtue B.B.Q. Just then there was...
  2. Pitchwife

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    tremble in the ground that could only mean that Paul was approaching. Chidren ran screamming, women fainted and men were yelling.....
  3. ausien

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    lets get this train back on the rails, quick before he......
  4. N Gauger

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    Gets any closer... right then... the other train came barreling down the track :) :) -- remember the "other train?? The train that the President didn't get on - The one with Jessie James & Elvis??????

    As the other trian came ever closer........all concerned agreed........
  5. ausien

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    to flag it down and.....
  6. Pitchwife

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    get out of Dodge while the getting was good. They hurridly searched around for something to wave when one of them found .....
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    a red rag tied to a stick, ( Billy the Kid found the flag) Billy started waving the flag as best as he could. But the train didn't even try slowing down and as the train came racing by, Jessie shot the flag out of Billies hand and Elvis was singing "Jail House Rock" and just then -----
  8. ausien

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    Billy noticed a tall man in black, standing on the roof of the caboose pointing at him and singing above Elvis,A BOY NAMED SUE.... Billy being Billy, made a grab for his gun, to put Johny Cash in his place a (ring of fire ) only to find that.........
  9. N Gauger

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    ...his gun was missing... He did the next best thing... He pointed his finger (making the shape of a gun with his hand) He pointed at "Johnny" an yelled as loud as he could.... BANG!

    Everything came to a halt (Even the train) ..when........
  10. ausien

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    elvis fell down dead (again) as someone pulled...
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    The plastic ring with the string attached to it that stuck out of Elvis' back...he started singing "In The Ghetto" as he closed his eyes....... Just then the President reminded everyone about Paul Bunyon's fast (and noisy) approach.. all agreed it was better to........
  12. ausien

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    board the train and let that lonesome whistle blow all our cares away. which we did in a hurry, fallin all over ourselves in the caos. just as the train started to pull away, the presedent..........
  13. Pitchwife

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    said, "Don't forget, ya'll owe me a ticket fare fer gettin' ya otta this jam." To which everyone replied.....
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    well said jessie james, in that case im holdin up this train, for all the........
  15. N Gauger

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    ...money that the passengers is carrying. Then The man In Black started singin "Folsom Prison Blues" that led Jessie to..........
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    Break down in tears, for the singing was so hard on his ears. HE then....
  17. Pitchwife

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    was grabbed up by the Pinkeys who claimed that the reward offered by the railroad would be more than enough to pay for their tickets. Everyone else started complaining that.....
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    The train wasn't moving fast enough yet.. They ran to the cab to find.....
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    That the man in black, & elvis, were stopping the train to give an ipromptue......
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    jam session, when what they were actually jamming up the schedule. When confronted about this they.....