"Once upon a Train"

Discussion in 'The Caboose' started by Virginian, Apr 28, 2001.

  1. Climax1880

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    the previously derailed BART car (two days ago?) and the President yelled...
  2. Pitchwife

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    "Time to bail out everyone!" But before anyone had a chance to jump.....
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    a lady yelled out, Wait, my son has an idea. What we can do is ------
  4. N Gauger

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    somebody can try to set the brakes using that wheel right there and that should .......
  5. Pitchwife

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    slow us down enough to make the curve without jumpong the tracks. Big Mike, being the closest, grabbed the wheel and started to turn it. But just as it started to move.....
  6. rcline

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    the chain broke causeing Big Mike to fall over the railing. He managed to hang on while his feet were bounceing up and down on the rail ties under the front of the car---
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    -- a few of the Pinkies grabbed him & started hauling him up, when his shoe lace caught into the chain.... Well as they pulled him up, his shoe string started pulling on the chain....The more they pulled - the more the cain tightened....and since this is heading the way of a Gillgan's Island episode----
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    then someone noticed that the shoe string was hooked to the wrong side of the chain and the more they pulled the faster the cars went down hill and ---
  9. Climax1880

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    everyone agreed that the only thing to do was...
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    hit the break and hope it would....
  11. Pitchwife

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    slow them down in time. Unfortunately their efforts were too little, too late. As the car left the tracks and became airborn.....
  12. ausien

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    the sargent yalled....
  13. N Gauger

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    JANE!! STOP THIS CRAZY THING!!!!!........................... Then something totally unexpected happened... The Pinkys & The President.....
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    to be continued:

    Silver City local union hall. Thus, the professor, relaying on his vast knowledge, decided to turn the tide against, edgy and twitchy trigger finger, Jessie and engage him in intellectual conversation on........
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    The velocity of a bullet on a train that is flying off a trak, vs. the speed of a body being flung from the said flying train... This led to....
  16. Pitchwife

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    a very heated but short argument while the Bart car (remember the
    Bart car?) loomed as they hurtled towards it.
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    The train shot up into the air, as the engineer gave the whistle a nie looooooG Hooot!! (maybe the last.... The train shot over the BART car.. The Conductor shouted - Woah - Just like Evil Kinevil!!!..... and everyone looked down onto the BART car to see.......
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    little bitty Pinkies, crawling all over the car looking for...
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    little bitty pinkie badges to put on thier little bitty pinkie suites so that -----
  20. ausien

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    they would reconise each other,then the head honcho said......