"Once upon a Train"

N Gauger

1:20.3 Train Addict
But I think Pink would be nicer..... Then they all started singing "Pink Cadilliac" after a few bars they were interupted by......
 

N Gauger

1:20.3 Train Addict
..who was accompanied by a 325 pound oragutang. he said.. to the monkey.. "Clyde...which one do you think is gonna........
 

Pitchwife

Dreamer
grabbed the guitars from Elvis and the Man In Black and comenced using them to beat the tar out of anyone within an oragutangs reach, which if you've ever seen an oragutang is quite considerable. The Pinkies tried to jump on and subdue him but.....
 

rcline

Member
the arboreal anthropoid ape was wooping it on the pinkies left and right. It was throwing pinkies to left and the right. He ( arboeal anthropoid ape) was banging pinkie heads together and tossing them out the window with one arm and one leg only. at the same time he was using his other arm and leg to play second fiddle with Charlie Daniels and singing (in his native tounge - oo-oo-ah-ah-e-e) "The Devil went Down to Georgia" and Charlie was smoking a big dobbie with the devil and talking about the time that the devil went to Jamaca and sang with David Allen Cole about the train called --
 

ausien

Active Member
The little choo choo that could, and of a boy named sue, and how they crashed throu the wall, gouging in the mud, the blood and beer. Then all of a sudden it happened.......
 

ezdays

Out AZ way
..they woke up with a bad headache realizing that this was nothing more than a bad dream for which...
 

N Gauger

1:20.3 Train Addict
They asked the President if he had the Phone Number to "Southfork Ranch" so they could call Bobby & ask him how he dealt with it - when he dreamed up a whole season of "Who shot......
 

ezdays

Out AZ way
...the bridge over rotgut gultch before the train reached it because she and Sudly (that's StudLey) had...
 

Pitchwife

Dreamer
bought the land a half mile away down the gulch and were willing to go to any extreem to get the rail line to run through it so they could make some big bucks. What they didn't count on was.....
 

ezdays

Out AZ way
...that Casey, the engineer in that train, had bought land a half mile away down the gulch in the other direction and had...
 

N Gauger

1:20.3 Train Addict
already hired the railroad workers to build him a huge circle of track, which Paul bunyon reached into the woods & picked that huge half circle of track up & walked over & plunked it down.......
 

ezdays

Out AZ way
...right in the middle of the gulch. Boy, was he close, missed by just one half mile. Not to be discuraged, Paul did what any other giant would do, he...
 

Pitchwife

Dreamer
picked it up and plopped it down again, this time missing by a half mile in the other direction making Heddy and Sudly very happy. Paul then went in search of those who had done in poor Babe and vowing when he found them to.....
 
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