...if he had a match. Seems as if the boys were making a creme brulee and had to light the blowtorch that Emeril loaned them. Now Martha was not one to be upstaged, when she heard that someone was doing a creme brulee, she immediately got up and told the cameraman to focus on her, since she was a star and had the ultimate recipe. Now Emeril, also a star in his own rights, was getting upset. He turned to Martha, who still had custard pie dripping from her nose, and just as he went BAM!, BAM!!!, the...