Lol Humor!

[papa smurf37]

MRR PUN SHEET
OFF-TRACK BETTING: section gang playing poker in a handcar shed
WYE: what a wife says real loud when she finds the receipt for your brass loco
HUMP YARD: where stockcar loads of camels get sorted
44 TONNER: someone who loves greasy burgers, onion rings and ice cream a lot
HOSTLER: where a cowboy keeps his 44
GANDYDANCER: first prize winner at the section gang's hoedown
HELPER: Boy Scout assisting elderly lady across the street
DEAD END BUMPER: my Lazy-boy recliner
NOTCH 8: a very successful gunfighter
TUNNEL: what a #$@& groundhog keeps digging in my yard
SUPERELEVATION: lots of marguretas
CABEESE: a flock of cabooses
DERAIL: my wife always drives one street over from the hobby shop when I'm in the car
WHISTLEPOST: a street corner with a lot of sailors watching girls go by
DYNAMIC BRAKES: what some girls had in the back seat at the drive-in movie
SUPERCHARGER: what you had in the back seat at the drive-in movie
HOTBOX: an overheated plain bearing on a car wheel journal
POWER SUPPLY: a case of Jack Daniels
TENDER: your butt after watching an all-night tv marathon of your favorite show
IN THE HOLE: my model railroad equipment budget
HOBO VILLAGE: a group of ex-Enron lower-echelon employees
PASSING TRACK: what a gambling junkie has trouble doing
REEFER: come on; you don't remember!
INTERLOCKING: you're back at the drive-in movie again, I see
TIE REPLACEMENT: it's Christmas time again at your house
BAD TURNOUT: my last high school reunion
TORTOISE SWITCH MACHINE: romance after retirement

 

[N Gauger]

Some of mine:


freight - What a policeman tells you - "I'm a FREIGHT I'm gonna have to give ya a ticket"

Enginner - No put the caboose here, the Engineer!!

0-4-0 -- a good lottery number

Fireman - the guys that put out fires

Boxcars - something you don't want to roll on a crap table

 

[Tyson Rayles]

Hmmm, I thought the hump yard WAS the drive-in movie!

 

[Tim]

How about, 2-8-2 + 2-8-8-2???

Rush's phone #

Tim

 

[Vic]

Hey Tyson....When I was a teenager the back row of the local drive-in movie was right next to the C of GA mainline to Atlanta.

Did I have "the best of both worlds" or what?????

 

[Tyson Rayles]

Vic when I was at the drive-in, trains were the last thing on my mind!

 

[RI541]

Nope, I'm not going to go there from here.

 

[YakkoWarner]

What's a "drive-in?"

I swear, when you old guys start talking...

 

[Tyson Rayles]

Watch it Yakko or we will beat you to death with our canes!!!

 

[N Gauger]

Originally posted by YakkoWarner
What's a "drive-in?"

I swear, when you old guys start talking...

yeah, Drive-ins!!! Then we'd go home & listen to Benny Goodman on our 78 RPM's LOL

Or if it was a "Good Night" we could listen to "The Shadow" on our radios. Some of them even had FM.
ROFL - errrr..... "sitting here laughing".

~~ Mikey

 

[davidstrains]

Of course it could have been the "A & W" drive in where we just cruised the lot looking for prospects for the other "drive in". Jeez - has time gone by that fast???

 

[Vic]

Originally posted by Tyson Rayles
Vic when I was at the drive-in, trains were the last thing on my mind!

Awww come on now!!! You know you had to do something else during the intermissions between the triple feature horror movies besides go to the concession stand and get popcorn!!!

ROFLMAO!!!

 

[eightyeightfan1]

Yakko,
Go to your local flee market. If you see a big white wall on stilts, that probably was a drive in.

 

[Sir_Prize]

Ya'll been down thru my area? That's exactly what the drive-in south o' me does.
Friday - Sunday 8am to 4pm it's a Flea Market. At 6pm it's a different jumping bug.

Wait a minute.... I remember going to the drive-in with my parents.
And a score o' years back with a girlfriend. Ain't no backseat in a Pickup though.
Truck just needs ta' set REAL high fer undistrubed visit'n.

 

[N Gauger]

Originally posted by Sir_Prize
Ya'll been down thru my area? That's exactly what the drive-in south o' me does.
Friday - Sunday 8am to 4pm it's a Flea Market. At 6pm it's a different jumping bug.

Wait a minute.... I remember going to the drive-in with my parents.
And a score o' years back with a girlfriend. Ain't no backseat in a Pickup though.
Truck just needs ta' set REAL high fer undistrubed visit'n.

Truck???? TRUCK!??? You need a CAR!!!!!! Y'know One with a HUGE TrunK, ....... for "bringing ....errrrr supplies - yeah that's it ........uuuhhhhh --- supplies!!

~~ Mikey

 

[Matthyro]

Drive ins Hmmmm.
Another missing feature for the mating game used to be the RR, not railroad but roller rinks. Where did they all go EH!!!

 

[acshrpe]

I can't believe it! I know of a town that still has a drive-in movie theater still operating. Not only that, you can go to the A & W root beer stand and get curb service in your car. For those youngens, that is you sit in your car, a waitress comes and gets your food order. Then when it is ready, she/he will deliver it to you. They still have the old fashion root beer floats. This place is located in Michigan.

And NO, we are not some hillbillies that have not advanced with the times

 

[N Gauger]

The A&W has us beat - But there is a Drive-in near us in MD that still shows movies every Saturday from March to October.

They sponsor a whole bunch of car shows too... Big M is it's name. Yeah, they have flea markets too.

~~ Mikey

 

[tomfassett]

My old "home town" in Colorado (Monte Vista) still has a working drive in, an A&W with "car hops," and a Sonic with "car hops." And if that isn't heaven enough, it is home to the San Luis Central shortline RR. Sniff, sniff, what a great place...
'Course, it seemed to really pick up after I left in '63--it was like some heavy burden was lifted from the place...

Tom F

 

[Dave Flinn]

Leon's Frozen Custard in Oshkosh, WI (yum, yum!) still has car hops, and I found a drive-in movie that was still operating in Lexington, VA a few weeks ago. Seems to me that I read about a "new" drive-in movie somewhere, not too long ago. These things are still out there; you just have to really look for them.