GERN Industries NEWS FLASH!!!

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  1. doctorwayne

    doctorwayne Active Member

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    GERN Industries today announced an exciting new development for consumers. Read all about it HERE

    WARNING: the Thread in the link contains lots of pictures - dial-uppers beware!! :p :-D

    Wayne
  2. Nomad

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    Hey, that's great. There's a shortage of flux products in my area. I hope this helps. I have been trying to find plaid seat covers for my car for months.:thumb:

    Loren
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    Production and/or distribution franchises are available. ;) Interested parties can contact GERN World Headquarters, through me, via pm. :wave:

    Wayne
  4. Gary S.

    Gary S. Senior Member

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    Ya know, now that you mention it, Bill Gates does have an uncanny resemblance to Charles Gibson.
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    I thought so ! Here we go with another dang monoply. I oughta see about opening my own flux mine! Somebodys got to do something about this!:p

    Loren
  6. iis612

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    That is too cool for words.
    If that is not proof that this hobby connects people, even if via wire, than I don't think proof can be found.
    Wayne, did you say that GERN is looking to expand to new markets? I might have a distribution facility available with rail, truck and barge access.
    I'll have my people contact your people, we'll do lunch.

    Matt
  7. doctorwayne

    doctorwayne Active Member

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    Sounds good to Mr. Gibson, Matt. ;)

    Loren, GERN-brand flux, and all GERN-brand flux-related products, not to mention all flux and flux-related products worldwide, either in existence or yet to be discovered, dreamt-up or otherwise created are protected by a multitude of obscure patents and copyright laws that our corporate lawyers will be glad to explain to you in our 15,000 page booklet entitled "GERN-brand Flux - What can it do for you, and, more importantly, what can you do for it?":twisted:
    We control the picture, the volume, and the on/off switch, and we've got all the Flux - you must succumb! :razz: :whip1:
    Or, maybe not. ;):-D:-D:-D
    Contact a GERN representative near you, today!!

    Get fluxxed today! Get GERN! Created with your mind in mind! :p

    Wayne
  8. Nomad

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    I love it, Doctorwayne. Thanks for making me laugh.

    Loren