GERN Industries NEWS FLASH!!!

doctorwayne

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GERN Industries today announced an exciting new development for consumers. Read all about it HERE

WARNING: the Thread in the link contains lots of pictures - dial-uppers beware!! :p :-D

Wayne
 

Nomad

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Hey, that's great. There's a shortage of flux products in my area. I hope this helps. I have been trying to find plaid seat covers for my car for months.:thumb:

Loren
 

doctorwayne

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Production and/or distribution franchises are available. ;) Interested parties can contact GERN World Headquarters, through me, via pm. :wave:

Wayne
 

Gary S.

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Ya know, now that you mention it, Bill Gates does have an uncanny resemblance to Charles Gibson.
 

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That is too cool for words.
If that is not proof that this hobby connects people, even if via wire, than I don't think proof can be found.
Wayne, did you say that GERN is looking to expand to new markets? I might have a distribution facility available with rail, truck and barge access.
I'll have my people contact your people, we'll do lunch.

Matt
 

doctorwayne

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Sounds good to Mr. Gibson, Matt. ;)

Loren, GERN-brand flux, and all GERN-brand flux-related products, not to mention all flux and flux-related products worldwide, either in existence or yet to be discovered, dreamt-up or otherwise created are protected by a multitude of obscure patents and copyright laws that our corporate lawyers will be glad to explain to you in our 15,000 page booklet entitled "GERN-brand Flux - What can it do for you, and, more importantly, what can you do for it?":twisted:
We control the picture, the volume, and the on/off switch, and we've got all the Flux - you must succumb! :razz: :whip1:
Or, maybe not. ;):-D:-D:-D
Contact a GERN representative near you, today!!

Get fluxxed today! Get GERN! Created with your mind in mind! :p

Wayne
 

Nomad

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Sounds good to Mr. Gibson, Matt. ;)

Loren, GERN-brand flux, and all GERN-brand flux-related products, not to mention all flux and flux-related products worldwide, either in existence or yet to be discovered, dreamt-up or otherwise created are protected by a multitude of obscure patents and copyright laws that our corporate lawyers will be glad to explain to you in our 15,000 page booklet entitled "GERN-brand Flux - What can it do for you, and, more importantly, what can you do for it?":twisted:
We control the picture, the volume, and the on/off switch, and we've got all the Flux - you must succumb! :razz: :whip1:
Or, maybe not. ;):-D:-D:-D
Contact a GERN representative near you, today!!

Get fluxxed today! Get GERN! Created with your mind in mind! :p


Wayne

I love it, Doctorwayne. Thanks for making me laugh.

Loren