Wow!, barely May and we're already getting into the hotter than he11 stories!:mrgreen: Okay, I'll bite...
You people up north and back east use gloves when it gets cold... we use 'em in the summer or you risk first degree burns on your hands when you touch your melted, scalding, sticky steering wheel. Sometimes, just opening and closing the door is a challenge to keep from getting burned. Don't even wear shorts if you own a car that has leather seats... OUCH! You can tell when it is starting to get hot by where people park... usually it's by the front door but it's amazing how far people will walk in order to park under the shade of a tree. Oh, and finally, don't leave your sunglasses on the dash or you'll burn behind your ears when you put them on after coming back out.... don't leave anything with a screen in the sunlight or it turns black, and don't leave any VHS tapes in the car or they twist and contort into weird shapes. Why do I live here? Oh, yeah, the COOLER months of summer... September through April.