RR Chain of Command

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  1. Roger Hensley

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    This was given me recently by an old railroader...

    The Railroad Chain of Command

    President:
    Leaps tall buildings in a single bound.
    Is more powerful than a locomotive.
    Is faster than a speeding bullet.
    Walks on water.
    Gives policy to God.

    Vice President:
    Leaps short buildings in a single bound.
    Is more powerful than a switch engine.
    I just as fast as a speeding bullet.
    Talks with Cod.

    General Superintendent:
    Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds.
    Is almost as powerful as switch engine.
    Is faster than a speeding BB.
    Walks on the water in an indoor swimming pool.
    Talks with God if special request is approved.

    Superintendent:
    Barely clears a Quonset hut.
    Loses tug of war with a locomotive.
    Can fire a speeding bullet.
    Swims well.
    Is occasionally addressed by God.

    Trainmaster:
    Makes high marks on the wall when trying to leap buildings.
    Is run over by a locomotive.
    Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury.
    Talks to animals.

    Assistant Trainmaster:
    Runs into buildings.
    Recognizes locomotives two out of three times.
    Is not issued ammunition.
    Can stay afloat with a life jacket.
    Talks to walls.

    Yardmaster:
    Falls over doorsteps when. trying to enter buildings.
    Says, "Look at the choo-choo."
    Wets himself with a water pistol.
    Plays in mud puddles.
    Mumbles to himself.

    Conductor:
    Lifts buildings and walks under them.
    Kicks locomotives off the tracks.
    Catches speeding bullets in his teeth and eats them.
    Freezes water with a single glance--
    HE IS GOD.