RR Chain of Command

Discussion in 'The Real Thing- North America' started by Roger Hensley, Feb 18, 2003.

  1. Roger Hensley

    Roger Hensley Member

    Mar 28, 2002
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    This was given me recently by an old railroader...

    The Railroad Chain of Command

    Leaps tall buildings in a single bound.
    Is more powerful than a locomotive.
    Is faster than a speeding bullet.
    Walks on water.
    Gives policy to God.

    Vice President:
    Leaps short buildings in a single bound.
    Is more powerful than a switch engine.
    I just as fast as a speeding bullet.
    Talks with Cod.

    General Superintendent:
    Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds.
    Is almost as powerful as switch engine.
    Is faster than a speeding BB.
    Walks on the water in an indoor swimming pool.
    Talks with God if special request is approved.

    Barely clears a Quonset hut.
    Loses tug of war with a locomotive.
    Can fire a speeding bullet.
    Swims well.
    Is occasionally addressed by God.

    Makes high marks on the wall when trying to leap buildings.
    Is run over by a locomotive.
    Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury.
    Talks to animals.

    Assistant Trainmaster:
    Runs into buildings.
    Recognizes locomotives two out of three times.
    Is not issued ammunition.
    Can stay afloat with a life jacket.
    Talks to walls.

    Falls over doorsteps when. trying to enter buildings.
    Says, "Look at the choo-choo."
    Wets himself with a water pistol.
    Plays in mud puddles.
    Mumbles to himself.

    Lifts buildings and walks under them.
    Kicks locomotives off the tracks.
    Catches speeding bullets in his teeth and eats them.
    Freezes water with a single glance--
    HE IS GOD.