The rooster. The rooster was scratching the ground for insects and he realized this just isn't going to work. There should be chickens, not just roosters. So he cut off one of his wings and buried it. Since he got off balance when he flapped his wings, he chopped off the other wing.
Later a man and his dog showed up and saw the rooster staring at the ground. The man picked up the wing and looked it over. The dog asked the man, "You going to eat that?" The man thought it was a good idea so he cooked it up and enjoyed some wings. It needed a little something so he dipped it in barbecue sauce and realized he was on to something. The dog didn't get a bite and was annoyed. That's why dogs no longer talk. What's the point in talking to a man if he won't share his food with you.
Later, while the rooster was still standing there and napping, a hen walked by. She also thought this isn't going to work so she went shopping for a rooster. The rooster woke up and assumed his buried wing turned into a hen. You can guess what happened next and we now have roosters, hens, and eggs.
While the rooster was now enjoying his new life, the dog went back to the scene and dug up the wing, ate it, and held a small grudge against the man for a few minutes. He got over it at dinner time.
To celebrate all this, we now eat bbq wings and pay way too much for them.
This is the result of me having too much time on my hands and not enough intellectual stimulation while browsing the internet. It is meant as silly humor and nothing to take offense at. We now return to our regularly scheduled forum thread. Now I can quit thinking about this scenario.