There some great humor in there, but I'm a moderator and can't do that. If I could make heads or tales of Pepakura, I think heads would be the major thing I'd make. They would bring life to some many models, and if you use a picture as the texture map, I have seen this done, it would be awesome. I have an old Pepakura designer on an old hard drive somewhere, but I have no idea where it was. It was such a pain to get too.
Maybe some Pepakura expert will make some generic head shapes in a vector form that could be scaled up or down and have the capability of applying textures?
Imagine giving your wife or girlfriend a model like that with her head on it. That could really *make or break a relationship, ( *depending on the person)!
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