Just for smiles...

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  1. bulldogowner

    bulldogowner Destroyer of Spam Moderator

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    Hello, is this the Police?"
    "Yes. What do you want?"
    "I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
    "Thank you very much for the call, sir."
    The next day, the Police descend on Billy’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy and left.
    The phone rings at Billy's house: "Hey, Billy Bob! Did the Police come?"
    "Yeah!"
    "Did they chop your firewood?"
    "Yep."
    "Merry Christmas, Buddy"
  2. zathros

    zathros -----SENIOR---- Administrator Moderator

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    Rogerio Silva Active Member

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  4. mikeee741

    mikeee741 New Member

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    Nice one...!!
  5. tjbmurph

    tjbmurph Member

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    Ha ha ha! Great laugh for the day :D