Joke of the day

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A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are tired and fall asleep quickly-he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 2:00AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman, saying, "ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I"m awfully cold." " I have a better idea," she replies. " Just for tonight , lets pretend that we're married." Wow! That's a great idea!! he exclaims. "Good," she replies. " Get your own damn blanket.";)

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