Joke of the day

Discussion in 'Getting Started' started by philip, Feb 20, 2003.

  1. philip

    philip Guest

    A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are tired and fall asleep quickly-he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 2:00AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman, saying, "ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I"m awfully cold." " I have a better idea," she replies. " Just for tonight , lets pretend that we're married." Wow! That's a great idea!! he exclaims. "Good," she replies. " Get your own damn blanket.";)

    philip
  2. Sir_Prize

    Sir_Prize Member

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    HA! HA! HEE! HEE! :D :D
  3. sumpter250

    sumpter250 multiscale modelbuilder

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    Aaahhh yesss,
    Now I remember why I didn't run right out and get remarried after the divorce!!! :D :D :D
  4. billk

    billk Active Member

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    Anom.
  5. Mike R

    Mike R Member

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    Billk....I 'think' that quotation was supposedly from Steven Seagal, but probably someone else wrote it for him.
    regards / Mike:D :D
  6. Matt Probst

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    :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :p

    Matt--Hershey, Pa.