Humor: THE TEACHER

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  1. ennder

    ennder Member

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    got this in an e-mail today and thought I would share :mrgreen:

    THE TEACHER
    My kind of teacher.

    This one is dedicated to all my friends who ever taught school, parented children or served their country.

    A former Sergeant, having served his time with the Marine Corps, took a new job as a school teacher, but just before the school year started, he injured his back.

    He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't noticeable. On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school.

    The punks, having already heard the new teacher was a former Marine, were leery of him and decided to see how tough he really was before trying any pranks. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his desk.

    When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he picked up a stapler and promptly stapled the tie to his chest.

    There was dead silence.


    He had no trouble with discipline that year.
  2. micahrogers

    micahrogers ...And the Wife...

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  3. ThunderChild

    ThunderChild Active Member

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    My mind's eye saw the expressions on the kids faces. I can't stop laughing!
  4. micahrogers

    micahrogers ...And the Wife...

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    I'm gonna post this to my Facebook page, I love it. I had a former Marine as a teacher in middle school, Mr Alvarez. Amazing the memories this forum brings up.
  5. owenkid

    owenkid New Member

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    thats great, is it true?
  6. Revell-Fan

    Revell-Fan Co-Administrator Administrator Moderator

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    LOL! That's great!
  7. peter taft

    peter taft Senior Member

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    Hee hee very good :mrgreen:
  8. bl1tzz

    bl1tzz New Member

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    Love it....