Hi Blake it`s ya B/D

Oh! Four Oh! (0-4-0)

Well, you're officially old, but you're officially fugly too.

You know the story about "the little engine that could"? Well, just imagine you're the big engine that's just too freakin' old to build up enough steam to get you over the hump (ya hump).:)

I was thinking about getting you a gift. Perhaps a gallon of Labelle's Gear Grease and Aching Back Lube? Heck, even if I don't get you a gift, you probably won't even remember that I didn't.

Happy Birthday,

Mark