Father O`Malley

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  1. interurban

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    Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new
    >> Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a
    >> deep
    >> breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass
    >> lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the local
    >> police station.
    >> The conversation went like this: "Good morning. This is Sergeant
    >> Flaherty.
    >> How might I help you?"
    >> "And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at
    >> St.Brigid's. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye be
    >> so
    >> kind as to send a couple o' yer lads to take care of the matter?"
    >> Sergeant Flaherty, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a
    >> smirk, "Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took
    >> care of last rites!"
    >> There was dead silence on the line for a long moment. Father O'Malley
    >> then
    >> replied: "Aye, that's certainly true, but we are also
    >> obliged to notify the next of kin."
    >>
  2. SteamerFan

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    Now that's funny!
  3. siderod

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    That IS good!
  4. sumpter250

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    :D :D :thumb: :D ............Sargeant Flaherty, next of kin...........smirk :cool: :D

    Hey!, an new TV sitcom! :eek: