Engineer Status?

Discussion in 'Getting Started' started by JR&Son, May 28, 2007.

  1. JR&Son

    JR&Son Member

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    Levels Of Engineer Status:
    (mainly for RailRoad means, but interpret!!!)

    Chief Engineer:
    Leaps tall buildings in a single bound.
    Is more powerful than a locomotive.
    Is faster than a speeding bullet.
    Walks on water.
    Giver of policy to God.
    Deputy Chief:
    Leaps short buildings in a single bound.
    Is more powerful than a switch engine.
    Is just as fast as a speeding bullet.
    Walks on the water if the sea is calm.
    Talks with God.
    Director:
    Leaps short buildings with a running start
    and favorable winds.
    Is almost as powerful as a switch engine.
    Is faster than a speeding B-B.
    Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool.
    Talks with God if special request is approved.
    Deputy Director:
    Barely clears a Quonset Hut.
    Looses tug-of-war with a locomotive.
    Can fire a speeding bullet.
    Swims well.
    Is occasionally addressed by God.
    General Superintendent:
    Makes marks on walls when trying to leap over buildings.
    Is run over by locomotive.
    Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury.
    Dog paddles.
    Talks to animals.
    Superintendent:
    Runs into buildings.
    Recognizes locomotive types two out of three times.
    Is not issued Communion with God.
    Can stay afloat with a life preserver.
    Talks to walls.
    Deputy Superintendent:
    Falls over doorstops when trying to enter buildings.
    Says, "Look at the choo-choo".
    Wets himself with a water pistol.
    Plays in mud puddles.
    Maintenance Supervisor, Level 1 and 2:
    Lifts buildings and walks under them.
    Kicks locomotives off the tracks.
    Catches speeding bullets in his teeth and eats them.
    Freezes water with a single glance.
    HE IS GOD!

    JR&SON
  2. Dave Flinn

    Dave Flinn Member

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    Thanks for an appropriate variation on an old theme. It's always good to see someone's inventiveness.