Dateline: Eagle Mountain, Yesterday
Location: Eagle Mountain Sub, Arizona
Body of Text:
A disaster took place on Eagle Mountain yesterday, as the morning shift was preparing to continue reballasting the line leading into the mine complex. Joe Smith, a little plastic man who works on the line, tells the story of what happened;
"Yes'm, there I was," said Joe, "standin' in the same place I have been glued for goin' on 15 years now, when this 200 foot tall cat appears out of nowhere and lands right in front of me. Scared the holy bajeebas outta' me, I kin' tell ya'. After the cat moved on, there was this big sink hole right where he had landed, and the MOW train was a'scattered all willy nilly. Oh the humanity of it all..."
Witnesses reported seeing a shop door, carelessly left open, in which the monster cat used to gain entry into our fair little world. Fortunately, the benevolent, resident giant cat who knows better than to play "Godzilla" in our miniature landscape, chased the offending monster (known only by the name "that stupid cat next door") away, preventing a much greater calamity.
Another mine employee (known only as "that little plastic guy in the overalls over by the interlocking tower") was quoted as saying;
"Thank God that beast didn't get into the mine complex proper, or there'd a been all sorts of horrible damage done, to the point that the Great Creator (known only as "that big, giant funny looking dude that shows up from time to time to run the trains around") would'a been ever so angry, and verily, would have probably risen up in righteous anger and smote yon monster neighbor's cat in a fit of righteous anger, him being the purveyor of all things righteous and angry... Amen."
Work is expected to commence to repair the sink hole sometime later this week. The council has proposed having the Creator install a motion detector alarm as an early warning system to alert the resident guard cat if a nefarious interloper were to discover that the shop door is once again left open (as it is when the weather is nice...). It is felt that with enough warning, the big (slightly dumb) but benevolent guardian of our little world could be summoned with enough haste, to prevent further catastrophes of the like, in the future.
Updates as they become available.
Photo of the damage caused by the stupid 200 foot tall cat attached...
Location: Eagle Mountain Sub, Arizona
Body of Text:
A disaster took place on Eagle Mountain yesterday, as the morning shift was preparing to continue reballasting the line leading into the mine complex. Joe Smith, a little plastic man who works on the line, tells the story of what happened;
"Yes'm, there I was," said Joe, "standin' in the same place I have been glued for goin' on 15 years now, when this 200 foot tall cat appears out of nowhere and lands right in front of me. Scared the holy bajeebas outta' me, I kin' tell ya'. After the cat moved on, there was this big sink hole right where he had landed, and the MOW train was a'scattered all willy nilly. Oh the humanity of it all..."
Witnesses reported seeing a shop door, carelessly left open, in which the monster cat used to gain entry into our fair little world. Fortunately, the benevolent, resident giant cat who knows better than to play "Godzilla" in our miniature landscape, chased the offending monster (known only by the name "that stupid cat next door") away, preventing a much greater calamity.
Another mine employee (known only as "that little plastic guy in the overalls over by the interlocking tower") was quoted as saying;
"Thank God that beast didn't get into the mine complex proper, or there'd a been all sorts of horrible damage done, to the point that the Great Creator (known only as "that big, giant funny looking dude that shows up from time to time to run the trains around") would'a been ever so angry, and verily, would have probably risen up in righteous anger and smote yon monster neighbor's cat in a fit of righteous anger, him being the purveyor of all things righteous and angry... Amen."
Work is expected to commence to repair the sink hole sometime later this week. The council has proposed having the Creator install a motion detector alarm as an early warning system to alert the resident guard cat if a nefarious interloper were to discover that the shop door is once again left open (as it is when the weather is nice...). It is felt that with enough warning, the big (slightly dumb) but benevolent guardian of our little world could be summoned with enough haste, to prevent further catastrophes of the like, in the future.
Updates as they become available.
Photo of the damage caused by the stupid 200 foot tall cat attached...
