Hey Jon, No wife here!!! The Chammelhoffs ate her brain years ago during a feeding frenzy Last I heard of her she was working as a barnacle scraper and a bilge sweeper in a shipyard and was living with Godzilla on an island off the coast of Japan So haveing Chammelhoffs in 'yer yard ain't so bad after all .... just keep the spray can of ozone handy in case of attack!!!