A story for ALL!

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  1. kf4jqd

    kf4jqd Active Member

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    My Dad is not a railroader but he sent me this little story. It does have alittle fool language.

    Enjoy:D :D :D ,
    Andy


    Subject: train ride

    A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5 year old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now... cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train cause we're going down the tracks."

    The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now, I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train...but I want you to use nice language."

    Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say...
    "All passengers, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."

    She heard her little darling continue... "For those of you just boarding, remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

    As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."
  2. tomfassett

    tomfassett Member

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    Ow, that hurt (he, he)... :D

    Tom F
  3. Biggles

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    I love it. :D :D

    Next time I hear the message that my flight is delayed, my imagination will work overtime.:)
  4. Vic

    Vic Active Member

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    :D :D :D Good one Andy:D :D :D and one back at 'cha:D :D

    I never get to run the Train
    Blow the Whistle
    Or ring the Bell
    But let the damn thing
    Jump the Track and
    See who catches HELL !!
    :eek: :D :D
  5. gerbs4me

    gerbs4me Member

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    That is so funny:D:D::D:D:D
  6. kettlestack

    kettlestack Member

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    Laffin fit to burst here Andy .. You just made my day!! :D :D :D :D

    Errol