You Might Not Be A model Railroader...

[jbaakko]

...if you use the internet for something OTHER than surfing train forums...

 

[Mountain Man]

...if you think AMTRAK! refers to that goose that advertises insurance.

 

[cicsos2]

... if you think that naming your new twins "Southern Pacific" for the girl and "Great Northern" for the boy.

 

[iis612]

If you think "Consolidation" refers to something you do with debt...

A "Big Boy" is an over weight male child...

A "Triplex" is a set of 3 connected homes...

A "Hudson" is a car from the Disney movie "Cars" (I have kids...ok I liked it too)

"Riverossi" sounds like an exotic vacation destination

"Mantua" is one of the guys on the Terror watch list

You slow down for grade crossings because you don't want to be bounced around or damage your car

 

[Mountain Man]

...if you think "layout" refers to a day at the beach.

 

[ezdays]

If you think a cowcatcher works on a ranch.

 

[Mountain Man]

...if you think "super-elevation" refers to boob lifts.

...if you think "trusses" are for hernias.