Caught In The Blender
My friend Mike had found several lumps of coal. One Saturday afternoon he and I were working on his layout and we began to ponder as to how this coal could be ground up to HO size.
"I know", Mike said....."Ruth Ann (his wife) bought a blender last week, she's gone shopping and we can use it to grind up the coal lumps and she will never know about it 'cause we can wash it out real good".
Well, a quick trip to the kitchen produced the blender off the kitchen cabinet and we proceeded to attempt to grind up several lumps. Needless to say the blender "went up in smoke", even breaking its glass container!!!
"@#%%*&", my friend exclaimed, "we are in "deep do-do" now! What are we gonna do?"
"No problem", I said, "Just hide this one and we'll go buy another just like it before she gets back". " In fact", I volunteered, I'll even pay for half of it 'cause I'm a partner to this crime".
So...off to the K-Mart where we lay out about $50 for what we precieve as an identical blender. Quickly returning to his house we place the new blender on the cabinet and the retire back to the layout room where we are feeling quite "smug" about our deception.
About 30 minutes later we hear the back door open and a cheerful voice ring out..."Micheal, I'm back from the store and I'll be putting the groceries up". .....We sorta snicker at each other and give a quick "high five".
Within a minute an angry voice shouts..."MICHEAL!!! WHERE IN THE @#$%& IS MY NEW BLENDER?". Mike replies, "Its on the kitchen cabinet isn't it?" Then we hear, "THERE'S A BLENDER ON THE CABINET ALL RIGHT...BUT MINE IS WHITE AND THIS ONE IS GREEN!!!"
