2nd!
Except for the empty beer bottles, I wouldn't have put it any better. Excellent, truthful description! :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:
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What happens in my little paper world, I control completely, with every fold, score, cut and bond that I perform. Apart from the occasional reality checks like: a cat-on-the-cutting-mat, empty beer bottles, 'where the (enter expletive here) is my lighter????' and of course, 'THE SPOUSE', there are no external influences that directly affects my little paper world.
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Except for the empty beer bottles, I wouldn't have put it any better. Excellent, truthful description! :thumb: :thumb: :thumb: