The light at the end of the tunnel

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Mountain Man said:
However, a glance at Project Blue Book revelas that there is no "light at the end of the tunnel", but merely swamp gas casting a reflection of the planet Venus. In fact, there is no tunnel either.

The government theefore reminds you that spreading tales of mysterious lights could be interpreted as an act against the security of the United States, thus leading to your potential imprisonment under articles of the Homeland Security Act and the Patriot Act.

To protect you against yourself, "purely for your own good", you have been placed under long-term surveillance and listed on the "no purchase - no modeling" list in the national security data banks.

Watch your step.:flush1:
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Figures ,the governments left hand wants to turn off a light that the right hand says doesn't even exist
Les
 
No, no, no, Mountain Man.

They'll get you on the Sedition Act of 1798. Those darn Federalists! Tory scum.

If that doesn't work, they'll bring back the fairness doctrine and force equal time for every view point...in the spirit of the Senate's Filibuster without 60 votes.
;-)
 
thumsup said:
:eek: Now we have rats? train97
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Just in the tunnel...:mrgreen:

FLASH!! According to a recent NASA study, it isn't a tunnel at all, but an elevator shaft. We are hereby all instructed to stand up and henceforth ignore the light above our heads. :cool:
 
Ok, now weve done it. Now were getting the SPCA involved because of the rats.There going to have to monitor this forum to make sure the rats are not being mistreated. :eek:

Loren
 
No cats and no dogs. We have a well problem, remember.

I would suggest a little rubber dinghy instead.
 
Yeah Joe, see what you started all this because of a stupid light that might be a train.
 
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