Outdated? Sayings

[N Gauger]

Let's get this show on the road!
Yeah ..yeah... and someday we'll walk on the moon......
When Donkeys Fly!!!
Kiss my grits!!!!
The devil made me buy this dress (or anything you bought) -- Flip Wilson

 

[Pitchwife]

Hey buddy, can you spare a dime for a cup of coffee?

 

[jimmybeersa]

A stupid question is better than a stupid mistake
If Love is the answer it must have been a damn fool question

 

[b28_82]

Check's in the mail

Hes a few bricks short of a load

.... a few trees short of a forest

.... not the sharpest knife in the drawer

.... lost his marbles

 

[ezdays]

Let's run it up the flagpole and see who salutes

He's a few cents short of a nickel

I don't kiss on my first date (waaaayyyy old)

He could sell refrigerators to a Eskimo

Some famous quotes:

A President: "I am not a crook"

A baseball player: "I never bet on major league baseball"

Another really bulked-up baseball player: "I never knowingly took steroids..."

 

[yellowlynn]

sayings

I haven't lost my marbles, they just rolled to one side.

Lynn

 

[N Gauger]

Where's the beef?!?!?!

 

[Pitchwife]

He's as honest as the day is long.
to have and hold until death do us part. may still be used but only works 1/2 the time.

 

[thumsup]

Two cant's

"There's only two cant's on this job, ya can't cut it ya can't stay".

and "ya wanta play ya gotta pay"

 

[N Gauger]

Eat something - You're thin as a rail!!!

 

[ezdays]

Don't smoke, it'll stunt your growth.

 

[N Gauger]

Cut a slice of rug

He doesn't have 2 dimes to rub together

 

[KCS]

What are you doing? "Mildewing to keep from molding." Never heard this anywhere else except from my dad years ago. I guess it was a southern saying.

 

[ausien]

you want your cake, and eat it to

over the top

your nothing, if not a show pony

 

[Pitchwife]

Is it bigger than a bread box?

 

[N Gauger]

If I had a nickle for every time I heard that.......

 

[YakkoWarner]

Then: Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Now Even the clock on the VCR is right once a day.

 

[eightyeightfan1]

I just wanted to rattle his cage.

 

[Pitchwife]

you want your cake, and eat it to

over the top

your nothing, if not a show pony

Actually, anyone can have their cake and eat it; but it takes someone special to eat their cake AND still have it.

 

[McFortner]

For the talkative ones....

"You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle!"