"Once upon a Train"
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But it was not to be... as the car pased out over the Large BART car - with the little Pinkies dresse in their little "pinky" Dress Blues - With their Little Pinky badges... They watched as the huge train car flew ofer them sailing onward - until it came to a landing with a really huge THUD!! Right in the middle of..................
who was entertaining a family of CIA agents with white napkins wrapped around thier ankles because-----
Big John Henry who just happened to be in the area...He reached up and caught the train at the last second. Saving all on board as well as everyone on the ground! 
After all the cheering & pats on the back everyone started eyeng that "Roasted Bull" Well you know they just HAD to...........
After all the cheering & pats on the back everyone started eyeng that "Roasted Bull" Well you know they just HAD to...........gather around the bull, cracked open the beer keg, (that big John Henry had stuck in his hip pocket) while LITTLE SUSIE sang the ballad of "The Big Bad Roasted Bull". Meanwhile,
Wee Willie spoted several wild ----
Wee Willie spoted several wild ----
plants growing nearby that had a distinctive leaf pattern. Hmmmm, he wondered. It might just be fun to mellow out this bunch. He had just finished picking a big armfull of them when.....
The pinkies grabed him by the scruff of the neck and through him back on the train, minus his armful of.....
The land Of Casey Jones 
The Pinkies proceeded To inform the FBI, who immediatly "didn't" tell the CIA.. Who unbeknownst to the enginneer & President were "not" telling the Pinkies that it was simply Poison Ivy and that Wee Wilie should not be touched too much as the itching could spread. The President & Engineer decided that something had to be done about the derailed train - so..........
The Pinkies proceeded To inform the FBI, who immediatly "didn't" tell the CIA.. Who unbeknownst to the enginneer & President were "not" telling the Pinkies that it was simply Poison Ivy and that Wee Wilie should not be touched too much as the itching could spread. The President & Engineer decided that something had to be done about the derailed train - so..........so that they could move "The Big Bad Roasted Bull" to a spot under the big old oak tree so as everyone would have enough room to ----
pray and say last rights over the "The Big Bad Roasted Bull" because Big John Henry noticed that "the Big Bad Roasted Bull" really was "Babe, the Blue Ox" who belonged to Big John Henry's brother, Paul Bunion. And Paul was -----