"Once upon a Train"

[N Gauger]

The Train Robbers showed up. There were 20 of them all decked out in......

 

[Jodam]

Gay Mardi Gras fancy dress with big guns..............

 

[N Gauger]

...and beautiful steeds all decked out in purples and blues.

They galloped toward the train & started shouting:

 

[Jodam]

whoopie Doooooo...............

 

[Jodam]

Ya wanna dance here in the moon light...................

 

[Jodam]

While the train silently waits for....................

 

[Pitchwife]

the king of the Mardi Gras, who.....

 

[Jodam]

Tiptoes through the cinders to........

 

[cidchase]

the caboose, and steals aboard with his Crewe,
and six or seven ...

 

[Jodam]

Senoritas to keep the party going as the train moves on................

 

[N Gauger]

...Toward Marakesh... Yes - The Marakesh Express is now steadily moving forward - but the engineer doesnt quite compenstae for the grade the train is on & the train "lurches forward", causing.....

 

[Jodam]

Great dismay to all the partying crowd, spilt drinks & people falling off (ooops over) each other until.........

 

[brakie]

Dodge City..The railroad ran a convention special of course Jessie James was on that train sizing up the express car..Also on that train was one back shooting coward who was thinking about the reward on

 

[N Gauger]

the heads of all those Gay Mardi Gras dressed horse thieves. That coward was actually lined up to shoot one in the back when.....

 

[Jodam]

The carriage lurched sideways, and the back shootin coward, fell off the boarding landing & under the wheels..............

 

[TR-Flyer]

That's when Jessie made his move.

 

[N Gauger]

Jessie jumped from the train and....

 

[Jodam]

Twisted his ankle & went A over T, whilst the train rolled on, into the mornin......

 

[Pitchwife]

dragging the helpless coward along underneath it, screaming.....

 

[Jodam]

The Mardi Gras clad robbers. made there way to the Express car where............