"once upon a time.."
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...WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR...
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improved, faster, larger, more efficient,
longer lasting, bigger container,....
...it will do just the opposite of what you expect. That is, unless you spill some of that caffein-containing liquid in just the right spot to short circuit everything...
Unless, of course, there's a lovely damsel in distress tied to the tracks and your radio cab control's...
.......opening & closing a couple of nearby missle silos. You can still take a lonnnng deeeeep breath and yell at the Top Of Your Lungs!!.......
... "the bombs are alive ... with the sound of music!" Missiles really like that, it's their second-favorite musical. Their favorite, of course, is...
'Singin' in the Rain', esp. the part where Gene Kelly swings around the light pole, 'cause it reminds them of...
the office, the dinning car, and she's throwing #2 bunker fuel on the coal pile.
Look out!!!! She lighting a match!!
Look out!!!! She lighting a match!!
"sorry darl" interjects the Chief Dispatcher. "this is a non-smoking section. You will have to move to the rear of the train".