MRR PUN SHEET
OFF-TRACK BETTING: section gang playing poker in a handcar shed
WYE: what a wife says real loud when she finds the receipt for your brass loco
HUMP YARD: where stockcar loads of camels get sorted
44 TONNER: someone who loves greasy burgers, onion rings and ice cream a lot
HOSTLER: where a cowboy keeps his 44
GANDYDANCER: first prize winner at the section gang's hoedown
HELPER: Boy Scout assisting elderly lady across the street
DEAD END BUMPER: my Lazy-boy recliner
NOTCH 8: a very successful gunfighter
TUNNEL: what a #$@& groundhog keeps digging in my yard
SUPERELEVATION: lots of marguretas
CABEESE: a flock of cabooses
DERAIL: my wife always drives one street over from the hobby shop when I'm in the car
WHISTLEPOST: a street corner with a lot of sailors watching girls go by
DYNAMIC BRAKES: what some girls had in the back seat at the drive-in movie
SUPERCHARGER: what you had in the back seat at the drive-in movie
HOTBOX: an overheated plain bearing on a car wheel journal
POWER SUPPLY: a case of Jack Daniels
TENDER: your butt after watching an all-night tv marathon of your favorite show
IN THE HOLE: my model railroad equipment budget
HOBO VILLAGE: a group of ex-Enron lower-echelon employees
PASSING TRACK: what a gambling junkie has trouble doing
REEFER: come on; you don't remember!
INTERLOCKING: you're back at the drive-in movie again, I see
TIE REPLACEMENT: it's Christmas time again at your house
BAD TURNOUT: my last high school reunion
TORTOISE SWITCH MACHINE: romance after retirement
OFF-TRACK BETTING: section gang playing poker in a handcar shed
WYE: what a wife says real loud when she finds the receipt for your brass loco
HUMP YARD: where stockcar loads of camels get sorted
44 TONNER: someone who loves greasy burgers, onion rings and ice cream a lot
HOSTLER: where a cowboy keeps his 44
GANDYDANCER: first prize winner at the section gang's hoedown
HELPER: Boy Scout assisting elderly lady across the street
DEAD END BUMPER: my Lazy-boy recliner
NOTCH 8: a very successful gunfighter
TUNNEL: what a #$@& groundhog keeps digging in my yard
SUPERELEVATION: lots of marguretas
CABEESE: a flock of cabooses
DERAIL: my wife always drives one street over from the hobby shop when I'm in the car
WHISTLEPOST: a street corner with a lot of sailors watching girls go by
DYNAMIC BRAKES: what some girls had in the back seat at the drive-in movie
SUPERCHARGER: what you had in the back seat at the drive-in movie
HOTBOX: an overheated plain bearing on a car wheel journal
POWER SUPPLY: a case of Jack Daniels
TENDER: your butt after watching an all-night tv marathon of your favorite show
IN THE HOLE: my model railroad equipment budget
HOBO VILLAGE: a group of ex-Enron lower-echelon employees
PASSING TRACK: what a gambling junkie has trouble doing
REEFER: come on; you don't remember!
INTERLOCKING: you're back at the drive-in movie again, I see
TIE REPLACEMENT: it's Christmas time again at your house
BAD TURNOUT: my last high school reunion
TORTOISE SWITCH MACHINE: romance after retirement