Three men died and went to heaven.
At the gates of heaven, St Peter explains that in heaven, they get around in cars... But the quality of the car is based on how well you behaved back on earth.
The first man walked up to St. Peter and explained that he was a faithful husband for 40 years, a great father, and always gave offerings to the church. He was given a Mercedes.
The second man walked up and explained to St. Peter that he was not as perfect as the first man. He had had a hard life, and cheated on his wife once, but otherwise tried as hard as he could. He was given a Toyota.
The third man got worried. He had to explain that he had been a real dog. He was never faithful to his girlfriends, had been divorced numerous times, never went to church, and even robbed a liquor store once. He was given an old used Geo Metro.
...So, one day the third man is driving around heaven in his old beat up car when he happens upon the first man. He is parked at the side of the road, out of his car crying on the side of the road. The third man jumps out of his car and runs over to see what is the matter. The third man explains "How can you be crying? We're in heaven and you've got the best car. Everything is going your way.. what could possibly go wrong?"
The first man turns to him and says, sobbingly, "you don't understand.. I just saw my wife... she had a skateboard!"