PERKS OF BEING OVER 55
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>>>> 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
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>>>> 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
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>>>> 3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
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>>>> 4. People call at 9 pm and ask, " Did I wake you?"
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>>>> 5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
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>>>> 6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
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>>>> 7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
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>>>> 8. You can eat dinner at 4 pm.
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>>>> 9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
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>>>> 10. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
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>>>> 11. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
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>>>> 12. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
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>>>> 13. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walksinto
>>>>the
>>>>room.
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>>>> 14. You sing along with elevator music.
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>>>> 15. Your eyes won't get much worse.
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>>>> 16. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay
>>>>off.
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>>>> 17. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national
>>>>weather service.
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>>>> 18. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't
>>>>remember
>>>>them either.
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>>>> 19. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
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>>>> 20. You can't remember who sent you this list.