Brain Teaser / Diversion

[Fred_M]

I'm hungry

 

[jon-monon]

Lunchbox

 

[Fred_M]

lunch bucket (at least 5 gallons)

 

[N Gauger]

Water Bucket

 

[jon-monon]

fire bucket

 

[N Gauger]

Brush Fire!!

 

[Fred_M]

fire truck

 

[cidchase]

Wife's cooking!!!

 

[Fred_M]

Stomach pump

 

[N Gauger]

Chemical Pump - Filling Tank Cars

 

[Fred_M]

with
Antacid

 

[N Gauger]

Sulfuric Acid

 

[trainworm]

melted steel

 

[K.V.Div]

Steel Rails

 

[RailRon]

Rail spikes

 

[N Gauger]

Railroad Crossing

 

[ezdays]

Crossing gate...

Gee, how do we know if we are duplicating that was posted earlier?

 

[scottg28]

ding .. . ding . . . ding

 

[N Gauger]

ezdays.... we don't - that's the fun of it though... to keep it going

May I help you??? (Waiter on Pullman Dining car)

 

[ezdays]

"Ooopps, sorry mam, I'm sure that will come right out with soap and water." Same waiter as they round the bend.