The light at the end of the tunnel

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lester perry said:
this is a little off topic but we can get back into the tunnel momentarily. I wonder what the record for the longest thread on this board. now back to more important issues. If anyone finds the light replace it with an L.E.D. call it a gift to the government now the $$$ is taken care of,man that was easy. All I had to do was to realize I don't exist and I solved the problem. heh heh heh sign1balloon6
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As I sit here meditating on the nature of the cosmic forces all around me, I realize that if you do not exist, you cannot effect the outcome of the light in any way.

My serenity is enhanced by this knowledge, and I am encouraged to begin contemplating the IRS. :cool:
 
Mountain Man said:
As I sit here meditating on the nature of the cosmic forces all around me, I realize that if you do not exist, you cannot effect the outcome of the light in any way.

My serenity is enhanced by this knowledge, and I am encouraged to begin contemplating the IRS. :cool:
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I was suggesting that someone could do this not myself. If I do it being that I don't exist some one would think a ghost did it and call ghost busters. And then who is going to pay the bill for ghost busters to bust a ghost that doesn't even exist. Now we have a light that no one is going to pay for and a bill from ghost busters that no one will pay. And before someone suggests that I pay it, remember I don't exist.
 
lester perry said:
I was suggesting that someone could do this not myself. If I do it being that I don't exist some one would think a ghost did it and call ghost busters. And then who is going to pay the bill for ghost busters to bust a ghost that doesn't even exist. Now we have a light that no one is going to pay for and a bill from ghost busters that no one will pay. And before someone suggests that I pay it, remember I don't exist.
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Which is why we don't have a problem in the first place!

Now, if you will forgive me, I am picturing a universe without taxes or the IRS. I am not to be disturbed for lesser matters. :flush1:
 
You have no idea. Wait until Wednesday when I begin working of my layout!

Ommmm...manny...paddy...ommmm...
Ommmm...manny...paddy...ommmm...

I am now visualizing whirled peas. :cool:
 
lester perry said:
I was suggesting that someone could do this not myself. If I do it being that I don't exist some one would think a ghost did it and call ghost busters. And then who is going to pay the bill for ghost busters to bust a ghost that doesn't even exist. Now we have a light that no one is going to pay for and a bill from ghost busters that no one will pay. And before someone suggests that I pay it, remember I don't exist.
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Wait!!! Before you "go".... Pay MY electric bill!!! That way it will cease to exist too! :) :)

And to answer your other query.. The Longest thread on The Gauge is The caboose thread(s).... It .. errr they.. are 6 parts long now.. Spanning a few years :eek::eek::eek:

http://www.zealot.com/forum/showthread.php?t=163523
 
Les...To quote a famous philosopher..."I think, therefore I am"....Since you think you don't exist...it only proves you do..!!! And since we think the light is on (or off...) it must, by extension (not a power one...) also exist...either on or off.....:eek::eek::eek:
 
Caboose?

I dang near, just about, almost, but not quite believe that if they got that there caboose here in this tunnel, (or whatever, wherever we are), the possibility of a mirthful thought, a bit of joviality, or maybe even a guffaw may break up all the solemnity therewith.

Then, since we don't exist, perhaps some other poor lost body will delve into the precarious (thought) of light or no light whilest us nonexistants can put our combined minds on to WHY those existant people exist while we, who were existant, are now nonexistant, perhaps not to the nonexistant extent of Les. :eek::rolleyes::p

Lynn
 
yellowlynn said:
I dang near, just about, almost, but not quite believe that if they got that there caboose here in this tunnel, (or whatever, wherever we are), the possibility of a mirthful thought, a bit of joviality, or maybe even a guffaw may break up all the solemnity therewith.

Then, since we don't exist, perhaps some other poor lost body will delve into the precarious (thought) of light or no light whilest us nonexistants can put our combined minds on to WHY those existant people exist while we, who were existant, are now nonexistant, perhaps not to the nonexistant extent of Les. :eek::rolleyes::p

Lynn
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what?
 
"All right - I'm going to need to talk to someone who's had a lot less caffiene!"

Armageddon

What watt? Don't know - I'm more of an amp kind of guy.
 
steamhead said:
Les...To quote a famous philosopher..."I think, therefore I am"....Since you think you don't exist...it only proves you do..!!! And since we think the light is on (or off...) it must, by extension (not a power one...) also exist...either on or off.....:eek::eek::eek:
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For some reason this reminded me of this...

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=dcncPpQ8loA

Watch the whole clip to get the joke. :mrgreen:
 
If a thought were to fall in an illuminated, crowded, wet, dank tunnel, would anybody hear it?

The light... It is flashing...

"You see that twinkle in your eye? That is your career dissapation light, and it just went into high gear"
Back Draft

I will join Mountain Man and will away the IRS.

Does anyone have any pie?
 
Well after reading the last few posts. either I am a hopeless loss or there are a few people who are ready to join me in MY world.
 
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