Originally posted by Zug
I wonder if i could get the discount? I just feel real old somedays
Hey, you and me both! I'm just a few years away from the discount, but my wife signed us both up for AARP membership to help me get used to the idea. Being middle-aged is a real pain. I take pills that help with one thing, but knock me out and make me tired as a side effect. Now I have to go to the doctor every 3 weeks for a shot in the rear to help give me more energy!

I'm into it, though. I have a line of designer clothes called 'Old Phart'...baggy pants, cardigan sweaters with fashionable holes in the elbows, the kind of stuff that you need to be a real, honest-to-goodness geezer! I'm always practicing my napping technique and my grouchiness and already smoke cigars. Hey, does Walthers give a senior discount? Maybe I can get something going with my LHS?
Russ :sleeping: