Tsk, tsk... A man of such experience and knowledge and you have not been been able to be truthful to your wife. Shame on you Sir! I would have thought a shining beacon like yourself would have set an example to the rest of us, but alas no.
You have shattered my dream that one day I too may be able to summon the courage to tell my wife the truth. This is a dark day for model makers everywhere. All hope is lost.