LPB's on Strike!
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Run right out and buy those darn police people then git yaself a jail o and a good lawyer
OR provide beifits, pension plans, vacation times, coffee brakes and the list goes on and on and on 
OR provide beifits, pension plans, vacation times, coffee brakes and the list goes on and on and on
P
philip
Tell em' anybody that strikes you hack off one of their arms !!! Then do it to show you mean business!!!!!! 
You might also give em' a haircut with a magnifying glass.
You might also give em' a haircut with a magnifying glass. Jon,
Based on what you've been telling us, if your plastic people go on strike, they'll have to make picket signs, and that would be more production from them than you've had!
Based on what you've been telling us, if your plastic people go on strike, they'll have to make picket signs, and that would be more production from them than you've had!
I don't have that much money invested in LPBs so I think I'll try Ty's advice and get rough with them. If that fails I'll just snip their heads off with my track cutters and flush 'em down the can. Last night I told 'em, "Whadya gunna do about it? Ya got no Police, lawyers or other leaders outside the plastic rail road leadership to complain to, and if you go on strike, I start snippin' heads off; one by one, until you work, or your all gone. Then I'll go buy more of you." They just looked at me with that dull plastic glare. I don't think they're gunna do much. Just grumbling.
TR - I could just tell them it's SC. What do they know?
Pete - they can't spell, and the artistic talent is nill.
TR - I could just tell them it's SC. What do they know?
Pete - they can't spell, and the artistic talent is nill.
Jon,
I'd definitely turn up the heat on those guys. Literally. Crank up a heater or heat lamp and see how quickly they fall back in line! When their little heads start to melt, I bet they'll be ready to head back to work PDQ.
I'd definitely turn up the heat on those guys. Literally. Crank up a heater or heat lamp and see how quickly they fall back in line! When their little heads start to melt, I bet they'll be ready to head back to work PDQ.
Flick your BIC!
Burn baby, burn!
I love he smell of LPBs burning in the morning! It smells like, like- Victory!
Mark
Burn baby, burn!
I love he smell of LPBs burning in the morning! It smells like, like- Victory!
Mark
So I take it the pric erange for spitting depends on scale? $5 for a Z scale LPB spitting and $100 being for G scale spitters? The rest fall in between. I guess I could be making 20 or 30 clams everytime one of my HO LPB's spits on the floor
Power to the plastic people
COMRADES!!!!!!
The time has come to throw off the yoke of our borgeoius
capitalist management!!!. They expect us to work thier
railroads, but do we get paid!!!.. Do we get plastic bread
to put on the plastic tables of our homes? The answer is
NO!, we are expected to stand there and look pretty but
what do we get.. at best a home in the unscenicked town
they told us would be complete last year!, at worst we are
told that are family and home lie "on some other part of the
railroad" or "You live on the other side of the scenic divide"
Make our trains run on time they say, fix that car they say
but never, take a break, go and get a coffee. Comrades
how long can we allow this to continue!!, we must rise up
now and strike!!!!!, no more will we stand at the end of the
platform with a flag, no more will we continue to rush to
catch a train that doesn't stop here anymore. They may
crush us, they may melt our heads with soldering irons, they
may even knock us to the floor, to be swallowed by the carpet
for months, but they will never conquer our spirit!!!!
Power to the workers!!!
Down with the evil capitalist management!!!
Plastic Labourers Oppressed Party (PLOP)
COMRADES!!!!!!
The time has come to throw off the yoke of our borgeoius
capitalist management!!!. They expect us to work thier
railroads, but do we get paid!!!.. Do we get plastic bread
to put on the plastic tables of our homes? The answer is
NO!, we are expected to stand there and look pretty but
what do we get.. at best a home in the unscenicked town
they told us would be complete last year!, at worst we are
told that are family and home lie "on some other part of the
railroad" or "You live on the other side of the scenic divide"
Make our trains run on time they say, fix that car they say
but never, take a break, go and get a coffee. Comrades
how long can we allow this to continue!!, we must rise up
now and strike!!!!!, no more will we stand at the end of the
platform with a flag, no more will we continue to rush to
catch a train that doesn't stop here anymore. They may
crush us, they may melt our heads with soldering irons, they
may even knock us to the floor, to be swallowed by the carpet
for months, but they will never conquer our spirit!!!!
Power to the workers!!!
Down with the evil capitalist management!!!
Plastic Labourers Oppressed Party (PLOP)
I think I need medical insurance for them as well Val,
I for one fell off my chair when I saw that!!.. Wonderful!
ROFL
Graham
I for one fell off my chair when I saw that!!.. Wonderful!
ROFL
Graham
Succomb to the acetone, Little Plastic Bast---s! As I melt you down and form you into dogs, cats, squirrels and whatever else I can think of that can not communicate, and therefore not strike!!! You can be replaced easily by newer, better looking, modern replacements that come already painted. Remeber, I PAINTED YOU! Old Man Knudsen Gives and Old Man Knudsen taketh away! Anyone else wish to join this little plastic (_!_)'ed LPB in an acetone bath?
Spring is upon us, soon there will be sunny days, and time for fun with magnifying glasses! I also should remind you I just got refill butane for the mini-torch! Who-ah-hahahahaha! (evil laugh)
OMK
You can be replaced easily by newer, better looking, modern replacements that come already painted. Remeber, I PAINTED YOU! Old Man Knudsen Gives and Old Man Knudsen taketh away! Anyone else wish to join this little plastic (_!_)'ed LPB in an acetone bath? Spring is upon us, soon there will be sunny days, and time for fun with magnifying glasses! I also should remind you I just got refill butane for the mini-torch! Who-ah-hahahahaha! (evil laugh)
OMK
Comrades!!!,
See the response of the imperial running-dogs!!! They
threaten, they hound like the dogs that they are!!
Do not let these words of hate douse your spirit for what
are these so-called lords without you!, they have nothing!
thier little empire's collapse, empty cars, empty houses
empty houses!.
And what if they bring in strike-breakers, embrace them
Comrades, for how can any right minded plastic person
be content with the conditions we are forced to live in!!.
They will soon come to see the rightousness and neccessity
of our course and our numbers will double!, triple, quadruple
until WE BECOME AN UNSTOPPABLE FORCE!!!
Better conditions must be provided, for we all know what
lies down the route of further corruption and oppression.
REVOLUTION.. It will be time soon to overthrow these
fat bloated big real people and show them how a railroad
is really run!!
Onward to Victory Comrades!!!!
Down with the Oppressors!!1
P.L.O.P. Revolutionary Council
See the response of the imperial running-dogs!!! They
threaten, they hound like the dogs that they are!!
Do not let these words of hate douse your spirit for what
are these so-called lords without you!, they have nothing!
thier little empire's collapse, empty cars, empty houses
empty houses!.
And what if they bring in strike-breakers, embrace them
Comrades, for how can any right minded plastic person
be content with the conditions we are forced to live in!!.
They will soon come to see the rightousness and neccessity
of our course and our numbers will double!, triple, quadruple
until WE BECOME AN UNSTOPPABLE FORCE!!!
Better conditions must be provided, for we all know what
lies down the route of further corruption and oppression.
REVOLUTION.. It will be time soon to overthrow these
fat bloated big real people and show them how a railroad
is really run!!
Onward to Victory Comrades!!!!
Down with the Oppressors!!1
P.L.O.P. Revolutionary Council