Hi from Portugal

[Blackronin]

(He rises slowly. Everybody looks at him with sympathetic eyes. He clears his throat.)

Hi! I'm Blackronin from Portugal and I make paper models...

(Everybody claps. He sits again.)

 

[Retired_for_now]

No - you must yield to the paper side! It's perfectly normal (for some value of normal) and has no (permanent) adverse side effects.

Yogi (still standing ...)