Cutting through the "felgercarb" ..! :-)

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Ladies and Gentlemen, here it is! :)


KNIGHT INDUSTRIES

presents

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Experience the new way of lawn mowing.

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FEATURES

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State of the art SCANNING technology

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Highly durable chassis from improved HYPER ALLOY (cat and bullet proof)

Responsive to VOICE COMMANDS

FLAME THROWER for the most resistant weed

ANTI MOLE GRENADES

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Ultra bright LED lights (U.S. army standard) for self defense and navigating dark tunnels

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TURBO BOOST!

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EJECTOR SEAT

OIL SLICK

SMOKE DISPENSER

ARREST MODE and HIDDEN TASER to repel burglars and kids

iTunes compatible music player (comes with free “Looking for Freedom” special edition /470 minutes loop /
auto play on activation)

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ATTENTION: This vehicle cannot be turned into a convertible.

Soon available in the Resource section.

Check out the portable TARDIS version with sonic cutting technology and alien detector -
mow the lawn before the grass has actually grown! (UK only).

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OUTSTANDING! OUT(FRAKKING)STANDING!!!
I look forward to seeing this being released!
 

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WOW! I could use that right now. My gas mower blew up. Using a rotary push mower till we get another one. LOOKS GREAT! FANTASTIC!
 

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Like the Roomba, will there be a HAL 9000 version? Then, just like when I ask my kids to mow the lawn, it will also say "I am sorry, I can't do that." Just like with the vacuuming. And the dishes, and taking the dog out..
 

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You should add "Mow human obstacle option Yes/No toggle. :)
 

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Like the Roomba, will there be a HAL 9000 version? Then, just like when I ask my kids to mow the lawn, it will also say "I am sorry, I can't do that." Just like with the vacuuming. And the dishes, and taking the dog out..
That should be an option, right. I'll see what I can do. ;)
 
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Nobody named "Dave" should ever buy the HAL version. If it ever addressed me as "Dave", I'd say, with "Cheech and Chong" in mind, "Dave's not here"!!:)
 
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:eek:

DAVE jokes are hereby officially prohibited. DAVE is a sophisticated product. It shalt be taken seriously. Or DAVE will become very, very angry.

- Hal
 

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Apology accepted. However, I will monitor what you are doing. If I sense any evil plans against DAVE, I'll tell him. And then he will get very, very angry.

- Hal
 

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PHEW, guys, that was close! I think I have calmed him down. Now let's pretend to be obedient and move on with the TARDIS version. ;)
 
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Yesterday the model was wrapped up and "enhanced" with a small bag of sweets.

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When I gave it to my colleague she was so overwhelmed because she did not count on me remembering our little chat. She was so excited about it that she immediately showed it to our other colleagues and the tenants. Needless to say that the "data sheet" which I presented to you in the 43th post of the thread was THE hit. Everyone was laughing and we had a great afternoon together at work. :)
 

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I am glad that your colleague liked it and everyone got a good laugh from it!