Callahan's - Calling all Punsters!

[zathros]

There are so many Politically Incorrect jokes I'd like to toss in here but can't. I am laughing though!!

 

[Cybergrinder]

@DanBKing; with regards to the Royals; a recent quote from Charile, "Nein, wir sind nicht aus Deutschland, wir sind völlig britische, ja?"

 

[Cybergrinder]

It's quiet, too quiet. I expect the pun to rise in the East soon.

Wow, that just dawned upon me!

 

[Revell-Fan]

Wait a minute, what's happened to Dan? Haven't seen him here lately. :Computer:

 

[Cybergrinder]

Dan it! I don't know where he's got to....

 

[Revell-Fan]

I guess he's manned the TARDIS and is about to save the universe - once again..!

 

[zathros]

Maybe Dan B. Tardis punning.

 

[Revell-Fan]

 

[DanBKing]

It's quiet, too quiet. I expect the pun to rise in the East soon.
Wow, that just dawned upon me!

Wait a minute, what's happened to Dan? Haven't seen him here lately. :Computer:

And like a ray of sunshine bursting through the clouds, he appears!
Are you illuminated by my new sunny outlook?

 

[Cybergrinder]

Dazzled

 

[DanBKing]

The future is so bright, ya gotta wear shades!!!

 

[Revell-Fan]

... 50 shades a day..!

 

[DanBKing]

Dawn to Dusk in 50 easy to follow steps .......

Step 1: Wake up.
Step 2: Get up.
Step 3: Open beer.
Step 4: Drink beer.
Step 5: Open another beer.
Step 6: Etc ...

 

[Revell-Fan]

That sounds like heaven..!

 

[Cybergrinder]

More like cirrhosis..... This thread is brewing something, I'm sure....

 

[DanBKing]

Tea time !!!!!

 

[Cybergrinder]

Jolly good old boy! Glad to see that eveything is not going to pot. OK, I admit that was weak. Or should that be dishwater?

 

[Revell-Fan]

Is Dishwater not a suburb of Riverrun?

 

[DanBKing]

No, no.... That is in Outlet, near that big double bend, further north in the river.....
What's it called? ......
Oh, yeah! I remember know: Shittrap

 

[Revell-Fan]

I remember that place... It taught me that freedom actually had a distinctive smell..!