Your a Redneck PaperModeler if:(?)

Discussion in 'North America' started by Gil, Oct 5, 2005.

  1. Gil

    Gil Active Member

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    Hi All,

    With the RPM(S?) being formed I thought it appropriate to start the Foxworthy Memorial Cardmodel Redneck Appelation Disertation (yeah, the last word doesn't start with a "P"). You guys started the original but it went South with the last site, so here goes again:

    You're probably a redneck paper modeler if the word "Budweiser" appears somewhere on your model...,

    Best regards, Gil
  2. Bowdenja

    Bowdenja Active Member

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    You're probably a redneck paper modeler if:

    your knife you use to cut out the parts has Case, Buck or Old Henry on it.
  3. possm_23

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    your probably a redneck paper modeler if......

    ur magnifying class is the bottom of a clear beer bottle........

    laterz

    possm_23

    (RPM)
  4. dwgannon

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    You're probably a redneck paper modeler if...

    Your beer can doubles for you glue holder.
  5. Darwin

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    You are probably a redneck paper modeller if

    you ask Nobi "how do you make a helical coil in Rhino" and "what are the best color values for copper?"
  6. Gil

    Gil Active Member

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    You might be a redneck if:

    You only select models that are near beer yellow in color so's the splash stains don't show too badly..,

    -Gil
  7. shrike

    shrike Guest

    If you've created cinder block kits to display your car models on
  8. possm_23

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    you might be a redneck paper modeler if.....

    a topless beer can is your tool holder....

    laterz

    possm_23

    (RPM)
  9. Lepercan

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    You might be Redneck Paper Modeler if...

    You incorporate dead grass into your dioramas to hide the dog hair shed on it.
    Lepercan
  10. Darwin

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    You are without doubt a redneck when the clumps of doghair are your diorama.
  11. possm_23

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    you might be a RPM if.......

    your idea of a okla quarter is two dimes and a nickle held together with silver duct tape.....

    laterz

    possm_23

    (RPM)
  12. possm_23

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    you just mite be a RPM if.......

    you have to spell out your initials......

    laterz

    possm_23

    (RPM)
  13. dwgannon

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    You might be an RPM....

    You use duct tape to laminate two pieces of cardstock....

    You use your truck tire to flatten a sheet of card stock....
  14. Maurice

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    Sometimes I worry a little about the descendants of the "worthless refuse" - but only sometimes and only a little.

    Most times there's better to do.
    :grin:
  15. GEEDUBBYA

    GEEDUBBYA Active Member

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    Hahaha Possm,

    I saw that spell out your initials remark .



    Have a good day,


    Greg W. aka GEEDUBBYA (thats GW)
  16. SCEtoAux

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    You might be an RPM if...

    you use water and flour to make glue and figure 'What the heck, I'll make some biscuits and gravy too.' [​IMG]
  17. possm_23

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    To reconize a RPM.....maybe your are a RPM too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    laterz

    possm_23

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  18. jlinscheid

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    You just might be a redneck paper modeler if you spend your free time creating reproductions of historic Marlboro cigarette packs for your mother.
  19. possm_23

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    You mite be a redneck paper modeler if........

    your card stock is the empty case of a 24 pack of Bud.....

    laterz

    possm_23

    (RPM)
  20. silverw

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