The light at the end of the tunnel

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  1. sumpter250

    sumpter250 multiscale modelbuilder

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    Les, one little bit of friendly advice.............don't wear camoflage! :mrgreen:


    When the "light at the end of the tunnel" is the overhead kitchen light reflecting off the nose of a .45 cal ACP round, in the chamber of a colt M1911, aimed at your own head ?? ............................................put the gun down, walk away, and seek help!
    I am a gun owner, and I approve this message:twisted:
  2. Mountain Man

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    Nah....no light inside a gun barrel, unless you're very small and looking the wrong way. Check your six.

    Since there seems to be room in this thing for all of us, we're pretty sure it's a tunnel...well...except for Les, that is. :cool:
  3. green_elite_cab

    green_elite_cab Keep It Moving!

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    There have been reported sightings all over. Some claim to have pictures, but we believe they are doctored...
  4. Mountain Man

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    The pictures were doctored, or Les was?
  5. lester perry

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    Oh man this is bad. I just went to another site and well they have been having problems but now I quote" Well another hard month has passed. I can see the light at the end of the tunnel though".I wonder if he knows what he is getting into? Poor fellow, eventually he will no longer exist.
    Les
  6. green_elite_cab

    green_elite_cab Keep It Moving!

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    At this time i can neither confirm or deny either option.

    Personally, i'm just worried the light at the end of the tunnel is really a giant angler fish. that explains all the disappearances, and why the light never goes out....

    but how did a fish get in the tunnel?
  7. steamhead

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    Well.....Somebody did say there was water in that tunnel....Perhaps a pre-historic relic of Osteichthyan origin is angling, so to speak....
  8. Mountain Man

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    That would mean this is not a tunnel...it is the digestive tract of another fish!!

    Yecch!
  9. thumsup

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    :cool: I wonder why wiley coyote hasn't checked in?:twisted:

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  10. lester perry

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    I remember him om the bugs bunny roadrunner show. now there is something to think about. Maybe it is a roadrunner with a miners hat on like in the cartoons. That would explain why it disappears and reappears. That road runner is really fast. In fact If you are in the tunnel he could run from one end to the other so fast you wouldn't see him go past, maybe that is why everyone is so mixed up. we need to help ol wiley catch him and put a stop to this madness.
  11. Mountain Man

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    Does Acme manufacture a Roadrunner kit that actually works?
  12. thumsup

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    Les, hang on to that thought. We do need all the help we can get.:twisted:
  13. thumsup

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    Let's hope so:eek:
  14. lester perry

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    Ok I will hold on to it as long as I can. Anymore I try to hold on to all of my thoughts, they are few and far between.
    Les.
  15. CNWman

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    Well, Bugs Bunny would have to use it, since everything ACME made that he uses works just fine. It's everyone else that ACME products fail to work for (well, except Roadrunner and/or Bugs Bunny if Wily is using it to try and catch them)
  16. Mountain Man

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    Forget the light - I'm buying stock in Acme! :thumb:
  17. lester perry

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    That's a good idea. The Acme stores in this area keep enlarging and improving. they must be doing pretty good.
    Les
  18. Mountain Man

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    They must be. There no coyotes or roadrunners in my house! :mrgreen:
  19. lester perry

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    this is a little off topic but we can get back into the tunnel momentarily. I wonder what the record for the longest thread on this board. now back to more important issues. If anyone finds the light replace it with an L.E.D. call it a gift to the government now the $$$ is taken care of,man that was easy. All I had to do was to realize I don't exist and I solved the problem. heh heh heh sign1balloon6
  20. w8jy

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    With the market in the shape it is in, I have sold my portfolio and re-invested in GERN stock. It has consistently performed 3% better than others, and has really neat plaid stock certificates.

    Incidentally, if we apply GERN flux to the light, it will be either 3% brighter (or darker)!
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