NEWS FLASH SANTA CRASHES IN GEORGIA CHRISTMAS NOT IN DANGER In the darkened skies of Georgia last night Santa Claus encountered a freak 60 MPH wind gust while performing a pre- Christmas Eve test flight of his sleigh and reindeer. The forceful wind caused Santa's sleigh to crash onto the roof of The Robber Barron's palatial mansion. Following the mishap Santa was overheard to say "HO HO HO @#%?##@!!!". Neither Santa nor the reindeer sustained any injury but the sleigh will require some major repairs. In a later statement Santa assured all of the boys and girls that all is well and that "I'll have this mess fixed before Christmas Eve and will make my rounds as usual...even if I have to work my Elves overtime". When asked for his comment The Robber Barron said "This is more than I usually have to clean off my roof after a visit from Santa and his reindeer". In an emergency meeting The World Wide Convocation Of Robber Barrons voted to underwrite the repair of Santa's sleigh regardless of costs.