Parking places.

Gil Finn

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>Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important
>meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said,
>"Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass
>every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!"
>Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Paddy looked up again and said,
>"Never mind, I found one."
>
>Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he
>meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The man said, "I do, Father." The
>priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall." Then the priest
>asked the second man, "Do you want to go to heaven?" "Certainly, Father,"
>was the man's reply. "Then stand over there against the wall," said the
>priest. Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to
>go to Heaven?" O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father." The priest said, "I
>don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to
>go to heaven?" O'Toole said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were
>getting a group together to go right now."
 
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