> >Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important >meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, >"Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass >every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!" >Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Paddy looked up again and said, >"Never mind, I found one." > >Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he >meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The man said, "I do, Father." The >priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall." Then the priest >asked the second man, "Do you want to go to heaven?" "Certainly, Father," >was the man's reply. "Then stand over there against the wall," said the >priest. Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to >go to Heaven?" O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father." The priest said, "I >don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to >go to heaven?" O'Toole said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were >getting a group together to go right now."