Outdated? Sayings

[ezdays]

Turn the toast

Crank up the phonograph (to play)

Crank up the car (to start)

Put another nickel in the jukebox

What! twenty-five cents a gallon for gas, that's an outrage.

 

[N Gauger]

Step on a crack, break your mother's back.

In one ear and out the other

Don't do that - your eyes will stay crossed!!!

 

[eightyeightfan1]

There's nothing in your head except a sign that says "Space For Rent"
Four eyes......
I'm getting the belt with the meat hooks(Bill Cosby)
You can't have your cake and eat it too.(My sisters response@ age 8): But you can take it to the ball game.

 

[Clerk]

A penny post card
a 3 cent stamp

 

[cidchase]

She's got a burr in her petticoats!

Keep your powder dry!

That's the best I can get the color adjusted!

Howdy? Very well, thank you kindly!

 

[TinGoat]

A trip down memory lane

It's been a slice.

Holy-moly! Shazaam! (Boom!)

 

[sumpter250]

You'll shoot your eye out !!!

The story line of "A Christmas Story" narrated by Jean Shepard.
Which takes me back to 1958-1959, when I used to listen to him on WOR radio in New York City. All the characters where there then, in the stories he used to tell, about his youth, and his "old Man".

"Beat me Daddy eight to the bar"

 

[jimmybeersa]

Since Moses was in the Boy Scouts
Don't throw the Baby out with the bath water
Have a drink only after the sun sets over the Yardarm..... which Navy?
Get up with the Sparrows

 

[ezdays]

Operator: "Numbuh plueeze"....

Da oily boid gets da woim

Operator: "Please, deposit five cents and I will connect your call"

 

[seanm]

The two that get me are:

Dial a phone.... when was the last time most of us did that?

or

Sun rise!! The sun never rises, the earth rotates and we have known that for a LONG time!!

 

[Tileguy]

Older n dirt
Is the Pope Catholic
Does a Bear crap in the woods
And thats the way it was.......................................

 

[sumpter250]

Dial a phone.... when was the last time most of us did that?

I was talking with a customer just the other day, When the kids aks him if they can use the phone, he sends them to the back room to use the pay phone. Most of them come back to ask him how to operate it...............it's a dial phone!

 

[TR-Flyer]

Hi again:

Eager Beaver.
I'm hip Daddeo.
FAr out.
Farm out.
The military industrial complex. (Thank you Dwight)
"The future, one word,....plastics".
Coo, coo ca-ju,...
A happening.
What a trip,
Slip me some skin.
Put him on ice.

Later,
Ted

 

[ausien]

some more from me,

Rarer than hens teath,
Pull the other one... it plays jingle bells,
Later alligator..... ina while crockadial,
when hell freezes over kid,

 

[RailRon]

Two compliments:

- If stupidity would hurt, you'd be screaming all day long!

- You surely can't take credit for the fact that washing powder doesn't explode!

Ron

 

[thumsup]

In the days of old it was,

"If it was easy, women and children would be doing it"

My construction years.

Joe

 

[Pitchwife]

Rock & Roll has got to go!

Longhair music (refering to classical music)

23 skidoo

If I had a nickel for every ____ I'd be rich by now!

Keep the shinny side up and the greasy side down. (CB talk)

10-4 good buddy (more )

gimme five

cheap as a $2 watch

fresh as a daisy

When I was a kid I had to walk to school.......

 

[cidchase]

Keep the home fires burning,
While your hearts are yearning,
Tho' the boys are far away they dream of home.
There's a silver lining,
Through the dark clouds shining,
Turn the Darkness inside out
'Til the boys come home.

(before my time)

 

[ausien]

(before my time)

Yeh I bet....That was writen, when Adam was a boy

 

[Pitchwife]

dummer than a stump
just between you, me and the fencepost
don't be a bawlbaby
high as a kite
play that funky music