"Once upon a Train"

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  1. Pitchwife

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    A dozen Pinkerton men were hiding. As the door opened.....
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    The first Pinky was struck in the head by the door, knocking him over. Starting a domino effect with the other eleven. Just then the trains brakes, were jammed on, causing.............
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    a large mixed up pile of Pinkertons, Marti Gras costumes and robbers. As they were trying to sort each other out.....
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    This was easy enough the Pinkys were distinctive in their peaked caps.
    They then threw the Mardi Gras robbers from the train. 20 miles down the line the pinkys jumped from the train to waiting friends & horses Takin the GOLD with them, the train rumbled on....................
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    until it stopped at the next town for coal & water. But while it was filling up.....
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    A problem was discovered, with the Steam Gauge. The passengers were informed of a layover, of an hour or so for repairs. Meanwhile 5 persons unknown were effecting sabotage, to several of the First class coaches.................
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    placing sharp spikes in the padded seats that would make sitting most uncomfortable and sawing off the legs which would cause the seats to tip over as soon as the train started. They were just leaving when.....
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    a Pinky happened to see all the wood saws & other impliments of destruction.

    "Hey - Stop right there" he comanded, but the sabotours were undaunted they.......
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    picked up rakes and shovels and hoes and other instruments of mass destruction and headed for the Pinkies. However.....
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    They were stopped dead in their tracks, by none other than John Lennon, who simply said......
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    "keep watching those wheeles go round." But they were really floored when he said "give peace a chance.' Then they.....
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    They all boarded the Peace Train for a ride to Chatanooga (sp?) to switch to the Choo Choo..............
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    But when they got to "Track 29" sitting there was.......
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    The last train to Clarkville & everyone was monkeying around............
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    with the Dave Clark Five, who were on the way to Clarksville with....
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    The Bobby Fuller Four, they were all singing a song about, the Mardi Gras robbers Who fought the Pinky's and the Pinky's (LAW) Won........... :D
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    While waiting on that midnight train to Georga, the passengers.....
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    They sat around thinkin of layin in Arkansas grass & escapin lifes struggles......
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    ..and findin' some Wildwood Weed.... But before thay could git too comfy......
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    the railroad bull came stomping in, thinking they were a bunch of hobos. He pulled out his......