"Once upon a Train"
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The first Pinky was struck in the head by the door, knocking him over. Starting a domino effect with the other eleven. Just then the trains brakes, were jammed on, causing.............
a large mixed up pile of Pinkertons, Marti Gras costumes and robbers. As they were trying to sort each other out.....
This was easy enough the Pinkys were distinctive in their peaked caps.
They then threw the Mardi Gras robbers from the train. 20 miles down the line the pinkys jumped from the train to waiting friends & horses Takin the GOLD with them, the train rumbled on....................
They then threw the Mardi Gras robbers from the train. 20 miles down the line the pinkys jumped from the train to waiting friends & horses Takin the GOLD with them, the train rumbled on....................
A problem was discovered, with the Steam Gauge. The passengers were informed of a layover, of an hour or so for repairs. Meanwhile 5 persons unknown were effecting sabotage, to several of the First class coaches.................
placing sharp spikes in the padded seats that would make sitting most uncomfortable and sawing off the legs which would cause the seats to tip over as soon as the train started. They were just leaving when.....
a Pinky happened to see all the wood saws & other impliments of destruction.
"Hey - Stop right there" he comanded, but the sabotours were undaunted they.......
"Hey - Stop right there" he comanded, but the sabotours were undaunted they.......
picked up rakes and shovels and hoes and other instruments of mass destruction and headed for the Pinkies. However.....
"keep watching those wheeles go round." But they were really floored when he said "give peace a chance.' Then they.....
They all boarded the Peace Train for a ride to Chatanooga (sp?) to switch to the Choo Choo..............
The Bobby Fuller Four, they were all singing a song about, the Mardi Gras robbers Who fought the Pinky's and the Pinky's (LAW) Won........... 
the railroad bull came stomping in, thinking they were a bunch of hobos. He pulled out his......