"Once upon a Train"

Discussion in 'The Caboose' started by Virginian, Apr 28, 2001.

  1. jimmybeersa

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    ....Took the Hobo by the scruff of his neck and forced him into the arms of The Pinkerton Detective and told him to......
  2. Virginian

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    Take a ride on "The slow Coach"

    ..take a ride on "the slow Coach", leaving shortly on track 9...
  3. N Gauger

    N Gauger 1:20.3 Train Addict

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    ...Bound for Athens, Atlantis, Walla walla, Washington, and KoooKamonga.... But befor he could do that......
  4. Virginian

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    ..jumped across the board to the other slow coach...headed out of deepest africa with a cook named...
  5. N Gauger

    N Gauger 1:20.3 Train Addict

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    ... a roll of quarters. Which he proceeded to use to......



    (Note - We have a lot more members now.... how about it people????)
  6. Pitchwife

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    feed a juke box, playing the song.....
  7. N Gauger

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    "Oh Promise Me"... Which of course....
  8. Pitchwife

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    kept skipping, playing me me me me me which......
  9. N Gauger

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    ... finally drove the Conductor so nuts, he went over to the infernal machine and.....
  10. Fred_M

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    Threw me out
  11. N Gauger

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    of the car. which then started up a......
  12. Pitchwife

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    riot of angry passengers who.....
  13. N Gauger

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    Demanded That Dash be treated more fairly. In that it wasn't his fault that.....
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    The song he was yellin was different to what was playin on the box............
  15. Pitchwife

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    because he kept pushing the wrong buttons. So the conductor.....
  16. Jodam

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    So the conductor Punched his..........
  17. N Gauger

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    Ticket & then not so politely tossed him out. The aforementioned riot, now calmed by the explaination, was ended & all the passangers returned to.....
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    their seats ans started singing a rousing round of.....
  19. SLUSSERS

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    "99 bottles of Beer on the Wall"
  20. Jodam

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    After which everyone slept soundly until..........