"Once upon a Train"

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  1. sumpter250

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    contemplate his lunch..............."duck soup" !
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    But then, amidst all the "Special effects" of a skeleton shining through Daffy's now featherless body... He let go the throttle & the cab and with that "Little puff of smoke" showing above his head.... He said" Ok - now what were you going to do"??

    Wiley E Coyote...Suuuperrr Geeeeeeniuos, simply pursed his lips & said. "You know old friend - these things sometimes take an EGGspurrrT... With that- he started finikying around with the hoosits & froliking around with the Whatzits annnD he stuck his head under the control console......

    BEEP BEEP!!!

    The Coyote "SLAMMED " his head against the control panel, his legs shooting out straight as he shot out, with The road runner right behind :) BEEEP BEEEP

    :) Daffy Duck laughed out loud, hysterrically as the Coyote..............
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    ...ran right into Toon-town and the infamous Judge. Doom, who has a warehouse full of stuff from the Acme company. Yep, Wile was in coyote heaven,.. well, so he thought anyway. He couldn't decide which Acme box to open first until he saw "that" one, the one marked, "do not open." so true to form, Wile did the only thing he knew how to do, he....
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    grabbed the "do not open" box, picked up a knife and slashed it down a seam that said "do not use knife". The box rumbled. The box rattled. The box shook and exploded with a mighty Ka-Pow!! and there stood.....
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    Mr Acme himself, with the biggest hammer you ever did saw, and he tapped old wiley on the head DO, tap NOT,tap OPEN,tap DO, tap NOT, tap USE,tap KNIFE,tap DO,tap NOT, tap CUT, tap ALONG,tap and with the last word,and the heavest tap SEAM, sent wiley throu the.....
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    ...floor. Yep, you'd think he'd go through the roof, but since Wile E. coyote was used to going in that direction (just check out all those WB 'toons if you're skeptical) and this being Toon-town and all (just check out that Roger Rabbit 'toon if you don't know what that's all about), that's the where he was last seen headed. Meanwhile, the train was chugging onward towards its destination, undaunted by the fact that...
  7. Pitchwife

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    up ahead a trap had been set by those sinister bandits, the Beagle Boys who had heard a rumor thet Scrooge McDuck was on the train. They were manning a switch that would divert the train onto a dead-end siding where they could rob it at their liesure. Grinning and chuckeling to themselves they.....
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    Quickly drew a turnout & a track leading into a brick wall. Complete with a drawing of a tunnel on it - "So teh enginneer wouldnt suspect a trap. Well the train cama chugging down the track and...........
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    of course went right into the tunnel that was drawn on the wall. The Beagle Boys were so distracted arguing amongst themselves as to whose fault it was that they didn't notice the train coming back out of the tunnel (only one way in and one way out, had to be a reverse loop in there siomewhere) :eek: :eek: They looked up just in time to see.....
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    ...the Keystone Kops heading their way. "Jig's up" says the leader, "we'd better get out of here," as they all jumped onto the observation deck of the last car. Little did they know that at the last stop, they picked up the passenger know as...
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    Quick Draw McGraw. He and his faithful sidekick BabaLooy had been hot on the trail of the Beagle Boys since they had escaped from Sing Song Prison. Quick Draw took one look and said "BabaLooy, this looks like a job for El Kabong!" In a flash he disappeared and suddenly there stood....
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    BonkaLong, son of KaBong. Rising to his full height, everbody eyeballing him something fierce, he reached to his hip and hauled out his big, trusty, rusty......

    Lynn
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    Licorice stick, man how that little guy loved those things. He had more than enough to pass them out to the now very hungery passengers, endering him to them and was able to find out where those desperodos were hiding. Babalooy, Bonkalong and Queeksdraws, uh, I mean, El Kabong headed out to the baggage car expecting an easy capture of the bad guys, but instead, they found...
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    nothing but an empty car with a large safe in one corner. "Now where could those varments have gotten to?" wondered El Kabong. "I have an idea. said Bonkalong and went over to the safe. Putting his rather large horsey ear to it he grinned and said "Just as I thought. They were so terrified of El Kabong's dreaded Kabong! They locked themselves in the safe. Now all we have to do is get it open." This proved to be a problem because no one had the combination. El Kabong finally said "We'll just have to.....
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    ...stick a feather in that little hole on top of the safe and wiggle it around. Sure enough, it worked, the guys inside were so ticklish that the thrashed around until the safe door popped open. As they tried to make a run for it with everyone chasing them. What a sight, but they stopped when they heard a booming, "HOLD IT" coming from the rear of the car. They all turned to see standing in the doorway, none other than...
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    deputy dawg, and bubalouie, now he said I think we need to...
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    DeeeeeLiver them as quick as possible!! I say, make it a group effort.... Quick Draw was overheard saying: "Everything with this group is an 'Effort'" :D So - after completly picking up the entire train, and turing it around, they headed back toward........
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    ... ToonTown really really quick 'cause with all these toon characters on this train, not to mention the Three Stooges, those Keystone Kops that are still chasing us and especially that giant, Paul Bunyonseed, we only have one restroom on board and the line to it is getting longer and longer. And Paul refuses to get out. There are a whole lot of Acme inhouses (not to be confused with outhouses) in the warehouse, and we need to take a few of these and...
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    Distribute them around the trian!!! Hurry!!!!!!! As they dispursed to toon town... Harold hill excalimed WAIT!!!!!.........................
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    ... "we have a bunch of french horns and tubas right there in River City and we don't need no stinking in or out houses. No sir, they will do just fine, so let's turn this train around before we get too close to Toon Town," Well, that meant stopping the train and moving the engine to the other side, and there was no siding to do this. "Hey" says Harold, "I've learned over the years that all you need to do is....