grabbed a handful of snails, much to the suprise of the snails. Now these were not ordinary snails. No sir! These were tough snails to be crawling on the sand. They were big too! The snails were all placed in front of the car. Harold dashed inside the waiting car and emerged in leather chaps and a cowbot hat. In hand he had a whip. He began to hum the Bonanza theme crack the whip of the eye stalks of the snails. The snails, terrified of the sight of Mr. Hill and being able to easily spot a fragile mind, decided to get moving. Mr. Hill expertly herded the snails up the hill toward the track. After Mr Hill guided the snails to the edge of the rail he dispersed them and ran back down the hill, or was it Hill? Anyway, you might ask what does the snail herding have to do with anything? Well, when the folks saw what the snails left behind they understood fully. The slime left by the snails was shining in the sunlight. Everyone gave a great push. As soon as the car slid up onto the slime it slid like it was on ice. Folks had to hop on the car as it slid up the hill and came to rest right in front of the rail. All hopped off and Mr Hill said we could get the car back on the rail and be on our way to River City, which means Trouble and that starts with T and rhymes with G, but we have some more immediate trouble that also starts with a T and rhymes with a G because we can't possibly....