Get Ready And hang on, it's being a while since I pulled a throttle, just as they were building steam someone yelled "Oh my god" look up the hill, there had to be fifty......
"Once upon a Train"
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..or 60...or maybe 70!! Track workers coming down at at run, toward the train, but it was not the track workers running with their picks & shovels & Irons that was frighteneing - it was the huge Black Bull!! That was chasing them!!! They were all running and screamig!! And th bull kept coming!! When they got close enough to the train.... Our heroes could hear them all yelling........
"Where's Ray Kroc? Go get Ray!!!" (See page 2-posts 23-25)
"Somebody grab that Bull!!! Ronald McDonald's got a fantastic idea for a new "Happy Meal" product!!! It's SURE to be a bullseye (pun intended) with the public!!! And, each purchase of this new "Happy Meal" product comes with one of these....
"Somebody grab that Bull!!! Ronald McDonald's got a fantastic idea for a new "Happy Meal" product!!! It's SURE to be a bullseye (pun intended) with the public!!! And, each purchase of this new "Happy Meal" product comes with one of these....
"What a Crock!" yelled Jake as he pulled the throttle open and spun the drivers over the chicken feathers and manure. Pulling the sand dump he got the consist rolling forward. "WHOOO--WHooooo" yelled Jake and popped the cassette into the boom box sitting next to him. A low steady bass line eased out of the speakers followed by a steady riff on the drums and then the singer began,..."Hellbound Train... I been so wrong, Too late now I'm moving on, Conductor standing, watch in his hand, Got to get aboard take you to his land........" and the train rolled on into the night.
the banditos, straight head on for the bull. Now them folks on the side turned to look, and them folks on board were'a hangin' out just hopin' to get a glimps of what was about to happen. There wasn't narry a sound, 'cept the chuggin' of the loco and the snortin' of the bull. Then at the last second Jake pulled the whistle cord. Everyone for a mile around took a collective gasp as......
The bull jumped out of it's skin!!!!!!!! Time for the barbeque fellas, the doors of the firebox'll do for tyhe hotplate, so where's the beer.......
The Banditos all dropped theyre jaws & dropped theyre guns & started slicing up that nice fresh meat. 
It was celebration fit for a king... or at least the president of the Railroad... Speaking of who, was just coming up in another train from the other direction... Mr. Moneybags, hopped down from the private executive car and shouted........
It was celebration fit for a king... or at least the president of the Railroad... Speaking of who, was just coming up in another train from the other direction... Mr. Moneybags, hopped down from the private executive car and shouted.....................and Everyone knows that This railroad is powered on "bull"!! You cant just cook that steer, you have to......
Hey whoa there back up a little i knows were all bulls hittin here but was it a Bull or a Steer ? if the latter i guess were bein STEERED in a new direction.
So President Moneybags declaired that the Bull be Steered toward his personal private car.. But this caused a ruckus with.....
everyone concerned. "OK" said Mr. Moneybags. "You can eat it but first you'll have to pay a Bull Fee before you can have a bull feed. That means that you owe this railroad.....
A whole Piggy bank load of change... everyone looked around to one another & they found out that all they had between them was.....
a dime, a coin from some foreign currency that no one could figure out, three plug nickels and a large wad of lint. So to make up the difference they.....
Opened up a Roast Beef stand. This led to the immediate extinction of said bull. It also led to a really slow selling day, mostly because.......
Mostly because.................. There weren't anyone else around, but the crew.. & the passangers... After moving this thread back up to the top.. The engineer started that train up again & the president's train started a backin' up.
Well, they didn't stop until........
The engineer started that train up again & the president's train started a backin' up. Well, they didn't stop until........
now that president's car went careening down the hill, gaining speed. The passengers all started looking worried, president Moneybags ran to the rear of the car, now the front heading down the hill.... He looked down the hill to see the track curve at the bottom... Past the curve straight in the path of the car (if it didn't make the turn) was......